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If you're swimming against the tide so much, it should be a hint that you're the one who's out of kilter
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I'm sure that's what was said to Churchill after the treaty of Munich.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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The soccer hooligans are invading the internets!
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I'ma bit curious here, why do you keep calling it football?
It doesn't have anything to do with neither foot nor ball.
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Because "soccer" was taken.
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Well, I think it will be way too many countries, so I came up with a list of alternative approaches.
- Convince FIFA to change the name of the tournament to "The World Mug".
- Convince FIFA to hold the tournament every 20 years.
- Convince the UN to merge all countries into a single union. No countries, no World Cup.
- Buy up all soccer balls in the world and destroy them.
- Embark on a world tour to tell every soccer fan in the world, that watching soccer causes ED.
- Engineer an insect that can kill off all grass in the world.
- Commence "Operation Legstrong" to ruin the sport from the inside by replacing the 10-15 most popular players in the world by robots and reveal the scandal in 3 years.
- Build a time machine. Go back in time and start cracking skulls. Ebenezer Cobb Morley[^], England, 1863 should be your first target.
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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These two might work. You can convince FIFA to do anything with a few backhanders (Qatar anyone?)
Quote: - Convince FIFA to change the name of the tournament to "The World Mug".
- Convince FIFA to hold the tournament every 20 years.
Speak to the EU, this sounds like their plan.
Quote: - Convince the UN to merge all countries into a single union. No countries, no World Cup.
Might be counter productive. All the ball manfacturers will be raking it in and will make even more balls!!!
Quote: - Buy up all soccer balls in the world and destroy them.
Everybody loves a good scandal. Moaning about what was wrong and how things should be is a key part of the fun!!!
Quote: - Commence "Operation Legstrong" to ruin the sport from the inside by replacing the 10-15 most popular players in the world by robots and reveal the scandal in 3 years.
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Hi All,
First one in this am, to start to check around for anything of mine (I started the grand carry on Friday!), got most of it, just some 'Heavy' MS books left for tonight. I pulled a shoulder, but... I also have appeared busy so as not to draw attention to myself(!).
Company director has a days Holiday which probably explains why the talk is not today(!). Ah well worst things happen at sea I suppose!.
Glenn
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Are you really positive it's going to happen or is this just something you fear?
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Well from the conversation last week with the MD, I think it is... 
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Just had the meeting, I'm out the door!! Byeee!
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I'm sorry to hear that. I hope they are giving you favourable terms.
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Good luck in your search, hope you find something quick and suits your talents.
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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So, the bell finally tolled for you.
No bugger off and don't come back!
[or change you're id to glennPattonPub
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Sorry to hear that - and good luck in the job search!
Sounds like we will be hearing more from you now, then? 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Won't you feel stupid when he comes in tomorrow and offers you a promotion?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Didn't I feel stupid when I read the rest of the thread?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I hate football, but I am glad the Germans won, they deserved it.
"The whole idea that carbon dioxide is the main cause of the recent global warming is based on a guess that was proved false by empirical evidence during the 1990s." climate-models-go-cold
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Did Mueller pull through?
The way he was acting in the first half it looked like he was going to be paralysed for life.
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Schweinsteiger worse than Mueller. He deserved an Academy Award, especially in extra time.
What we got here is a failure to communicate
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Especially for the ketchup he used to imitate the bleeding that "needed" to be stitched.
I won’t not use no double negatives.
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Right. It was so obvious. He smashed his face in the other ones fist and rubbed the ketchup on his face afterwards. 
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Riiight...  the only words that came into my mind when I read this was a phrase of a popular German comedian: "Wenn man keine Ahnung hat, einfach mal: Fresse halten" ("If you ain't got no clue, just: shut up") 
Schweinsteiger best player of the game, a real fighter... unlike Messi's performance.
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