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Is it a linked list? ...maybe it's time to upgrade to a database... 
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I have to use a ConcurrentBag[^] because sometimes multiple people annoy me at once.
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I have to keep a list of all the f***s I don't give 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Perhaps it would be easier to keep track of those you like instead? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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...but then he'll figure out what a sad existence he lives in... 
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When I get mad
And I get pissed
I grab my pen
And write out a list
Of all you assholes
Who won't be missed
You've made my shitlist
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Cue Gilbert and Sullivan...
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Point Nemo[^]
This is the place where the people who give a damn* live.
Sometimes, it's handy to have a map which shows these things, so you can point them out to idiots...
* KSS version, you may prefer a different word. Point Nemo is the location furthest from any landmass on the planet.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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You found Nemo?
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Somebody had to!
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Point Nimmo[^]
This is the place where Derek Nimmo no longer lives.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Lesson learned today: Do unto others before they do unto you.
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So, if someone's going to give you some money, you'll start off by giving them some?
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Giving me money is not doing unto me. Its doing for me.
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Perhaps you need to look up "unto".
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Unto: Archiac term for "to".
Example: I say unto you be gone.
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Also, don't stand 25 yards from JSOP, in the dark, when he's "packing heat" (as our cousins across the pond are wont to say).
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Get your retribution in first! 
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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I probably stole it from Judge Dredd...but I'm not sure.
Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952)
Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)
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Get your retaliation in first.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Ummm, love the signature line....
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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I received an e-mail from my dad yesterday entitled "IMPORTANT DOCUMENT" and it basically said that he tried to send me a document that he would like me to read but it would not deliver through e-mail so he used "secure Google docs" to upload the document and to click the link in the e-mail to view it. The grammar and spelling was perfect, signed-off with his full name, and even hovering over the link seemed to show a valid url (something like apifocus.com). The thing is, anyone who knows my dad knows his grammar and spelling is atrocious. Called up dad and sure enough, he didn't send it. Them scammers will never learn. 
-NP
Never underestimate the creativity of the end-user.
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