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LloydA111 wrote: all the icons glitch out and can't be clicked
This is a safety measure... Given the fact you are novice this is intended to be there in order to avoid you to press them...
One step at a time, first learn to move your mouse...
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Joan Murt wrote: This is a safety measure...it encourages you to upgrade to Win7
FTFY! 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Did you type the 8 upside down just to be insulting?
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awesome! 
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Perfect!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Drives me crazy that people don't control their children and are more interested in their cell phones then their kids.
Get off the phone, pay attention to your kid(s) and if they get out of hand deal with them...we don't wanna hear them screaming.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Yes, seen this appear all over the interwebs.
Has anyone confirmed it though? Until then it's just an /r/thathappened or whatever you call the reddit-equivalent of a 100%-legit greentext.
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I know I've a story like this before that Reddit post. Dunno if that means the Reddit one is fake, that this was a repost by the person who did it before, or even that someone else saw the one I did a while ago and decided to act it out in real life.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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I figure this is why I have to do nothing at all.
When someone is a jerk there are always people lined up around the block to give them grief.
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I wondered if this might be true - so did a google.
I have just finished laughing after finding anotehr urban legend
Quote: (March 2000, Idaho) A teenager who imitated a scene from the hit movie "American Pie" was severely burned when he tried to shag a hot apple pie. Dwight Emburger, 17, was rushed to the hospital with serious burns to his penis. He apparently could not quell his desire until the tasty pastry had cooled, and his reward was a penis badly scarred and scalded by the hot filling. A hospital spokesperson in Boise said, "This demonstrates that producers should consider the effects their films have on the idiot gene pool."
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Snopes Votes not true
here[^]
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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What irritates me the most is parents who are so used to their children screaming and misbehaving that they don't even notice it and don't understand why it bothers other people... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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So, I'm sitting here feeling that odd internal whoosh from having a bunch of 120z cups of very strong Cafe Bustello (as mud coffee). Too much too soon. This has happened before, so I recognize the feeling. Upon reflection, however, I realize that this is always a borderline natural state for a programmer.
At this point, I was about to dismiss the whole state, when an epiphany mas grande was bestowed upon me. Unasked, I will nonetheless share:
"Coffee. The thinking man's answer to Gin!"
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I'll be popping some corn and getting settled in a comfortable chair before Nagy espies this post.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: The thinking man's answer to Gin
Are you implying that @Nagy-Vilmos doesn't think?
Probably right.... 
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DaveAuld wrote: Are you implying that @Nagy-Vilmos doesn't think about things other than acquiring his next truckload of bottles?
Probably right....
FTFY
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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W∴ Balboos wrote: this is always a borderline natural state for a programmer
Good thing I'm a developer then.
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You're sure you haven't mistaken this feeling? It could be a grande mal episode. Try methamphetamine in large doses to achieve the full epiphany. 
Will Rogers never met me.
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Really, really nice 
According to my calculations, I should be able to retire about 5 years after I die.
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Cool!!!!
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If I were one of these cats, I think I would totally be the "Is it lunch yet" programmer...
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... they'd clean themselves.
You'll never get very far if all you do is follow instructions.
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Jealous, are we? 
Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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