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Michael Martin doesn't know any sort algorithms - his data sorts itself
Michael Martin turned water into lager
Michael Martin's skin is made of diamond
Michael Martin wrote Windows 9 - in Notepad
Michael Martin speaks dolphin
Sharks are afraid of Michael Martin
Michael Martin is NP Complete.
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Michael Martin doesn't know any sort algorithms - his data sorts itself
Michael Martin turned water lager into lager water
Michael Martin's skin is made of diamond
FTFY!
(Mind you, I've done that trick a few times myself!)
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Nope! He means This Dude[^]
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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AFAIK, he is the only person to be banned from the site four times in the same weekend... 
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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How he got back so fast?
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Hamster Power!
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: How he got back so fast?
I've been here from the beginning, just found that I registered as martm prior to the database crash and the forced reregistrations.
Also ran into Maunder back at CodeGuru which was before CodeProject existed.
I created the use of Elephant here on the site and from there popularised the use of Sunshine.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Great achievements of 14 years 
(By the way - my question was about how you can be banned four times in a day. I found hamsters a bit lazy for that  )
I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: (By the way - my question was about how you can be banned four times in a day. I found hamsters a bit lazy for that )
Enough votes saying the post was offencive and your account is locked out. Someone with the right powers comes along and unlocks it. Then more whiners vote it offensive and around in circles we go.
I mean, all I was doing was describe the love between a consenting Elephant and Maria Sharapova and everyone gets all girly.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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You did go into graphic detail on the grunting. That's bound to affect sensitive souls...
You looking for sympathy?
You'll find it in the dictionary, between sympathomimetic and sympatric
(Page 1788, if it helps)
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OriginalGriff wrote: You did go into graphic detail on the grunting. That's bound to affect sensitive souls...
Well if the daft twat could keep her mouth shut while hitting a tennis ball I wouldn't have anything to describe.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Most people say that you can't get down off an elephant, that you get down off a duck; but Michael Martin darn well can get down off an elephant.
In the beginning all was dark, then Michael Martin said "sunshine", and there was light.
Michael Martin is why the Ms on keyboards wear out so quickly.
Michael Martin wrote the definitive guide to appreciating Vogon peotry -- this has so confused the Vogons that they haven't destroyed anything for millenia.
The secret to Michael Martin's success is th[CARRIER LOST]
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I removed the MSVC12 Python builds I had (they didn't work correctly for some reason), and I tried building Python 3.4.1 with MSVC11 earlier today, and I have the builds working, other than the 'pythonw' executable, which exits with error code 9009 (DNS_ERROR_RCODE_NOTAUTH, according to msdn[^]  )
I have successfully installed a module that includes C extensions (Markupsafe).
I am going to continue toying around with this, and I think I am going to start a project on SourceForge to distribute these builds. I will post a link here when I get it online.
I will try Python 2.7.8 tomorrow.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: and I think I am going to start a project on SourceForge to distribute these builds.
Meh. Put it on GitHub. While I loathe git, I do find GitHub to be easy to use and, from my narrow perspective, the "in" thing, which is also pathetic because I don't like to do what the masses are doing. SourceForge seems sort of passe.
Marc
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I am using the unmodified (other than project file upgrades) sources from Python.org, and don't have any real items to put into source control. If I get a complete build system set up I might put it on Github.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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Windows 7 Chuckle Of The Day
I'm working with my Beaglebone Black and whenever my BBB boots up and I have it connected via USB the Lightroom application on my PC starts up.
It baffled me for a while then I figured out what the heck was going on...Auto play under Pictures?
Well I chuckled, but I'm easily amused!
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Disabled it globally! I had only disabled it for Pictures but after I got your answer I went in and turned it off globally. Don't think it will effect me but I know how to turn it back on if it does.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Chris Maunder once wrote a VB program - in C.
Chris Maunder knows what Sean wears under his mankini, but is much to polite to tell.
Salma Hayek has a photo of Chris Maunder on her wall
Chris Maunder can now fix bugs before they appear
The devil had a bet with Chris Maunder... and lost.
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Chris Maunder writes code that debugs itself!
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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He called himself who can always anwser his call. But CP is still running ...
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Chris Maunder can perform infinite recursion without overflowing the stack. The stack is too scared of Chris to even try.
Chris Maunder can fix bugs just by looking at them.
Chris Maunder can reverse a one-way hash to get the original data.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
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