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Beats sorting through a scrap heap for precious metals.
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8% grade is actually a fairly rough hike, even for someone in excellent shape.
But, yeah, get it shape!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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ahmed zahmed wrote: 8% grade is actually a fairly rough hike
It is, believe me. 
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I feel your pain... And I reckon many people with a 9 to 5 desk job.
You have to actively train your body in your free time or feel the consequences.
Unfortunately I don't like training and I don't plan on using up my free time doing something I don't like
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Don't panic, you're not out of shape; round is a shape, according to geometers.
As jobs go, I say it's still a notch above the guy who has to write the date on the splash guards in the urinals in the men's restrooms of the casinos across the river from where I live. I knew a guy who did that, and he was really annoyed with people who toss cigarette butts in there. He said it made them really soggy and hard to light.
Will Rogers never met me.
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I ran across this in some legacy code, and I hereby submit it to "the most redundant/superfluous code comment contest":
// Check connection
checkConnection();
Why do I hear, in my mind's ear, Jim Nabors as Gomer Pyle drawling "Surprise, surprise!" when I see this comment?
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What I really love is when code gets changed but the comment does not. There was a huge thread on these types of things not that long ago.
//Check Connection
breakConnection();
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Does seem excessively redundant! 
I think even Gomer would know not to do this.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Mike Hankey wrote: I think even Gomer would know not to do this.
He'd run around screaming "citizens arrayest! citizens arrayest!"
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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Mike Hankey wrote: even Gomer would know not to do this.
As I recall, he's an automotive mechanic, you don't think his wrenches are marked with their sizes? Seems redundant to me. 
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A good mechanic can tell the size of a wrench by looking at it so yeah that would be redundant to mark them.
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Maybe, but I'll bet if you looked closely at the implementation code, it might draw a check box onscreen next to the word 'Connection" and place a checkmark into it. Encapsulation can do that! 
Will Rogers never met me.
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That's worth more points if it turns out that checkConnection actually does not check connection.
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It tries to open a connection; the catch block displays an err msg if it fails.
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Well then it's named wrong... It should have been:
tryToOpenConnectionAndDisplayAnErrorMessageIfItFailsThankYouAndGoodnight();
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B. Clay Shannon wrote: It tries to open a connection
That was my first hunch.
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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// Check connection
checkConnection();
// Cash connection
checkConnection();
// Credit Card connection
checkConnection();
// Debit Card connection
checkConnection();
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PIEBALDconsult wrote: // Cheque connection
chequeConnection();
FTFY.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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czechConnection
frenchConnection
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It gets even better. I've even seen something akin to this in Basic...
Let x = 5
Jeremy Falcon
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Or:
double x = 0.1;
Which is actually a lie.
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I've seen something like that, except the writer of the comment started about memory and how it works internally... Except the comment clearly showed the writer had no clue what actually happened 
Can't remember where I've seen it or what the comment said though 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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Ughhh. It should really be:
<br />
check_connection();<br />
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