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I move that we propose a Darwin law, where fb users aren't allowed to have sex.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Hard to believe it, but a Texas newspaper has followed the idiot newspaper up in New York and released a map of the location of all its gun owners. Their locations are marked by red dots on the map below...
Texas gun owners [^]
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yeee haw!! giddie up cowboy.
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I think they should've used a redder red 
It's an OO world.
public class SanderRossel : Lazy<Person>
{
public void DoWork()
{
throw new NotSupportedException();
}
}
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I believe that those red dots are bullet points
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What is the other color than red?
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I don't know wtf is going on, but the right side of my scalp about 2x3" is extremely tender. There is no visible signs of anything. It feels similar to what really bad sunburn does, but ain't that, as not been near any sun or UV lamps etc.
Any ideas? Am I turning into a zombie or something?
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In my professional medical opinion as a developer, yes
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In my professional medical opinion as an internet user, it's cancer.
And also Ebola.
And AIDS.
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harold aptroot wrote: And also
VB Developer here, run......
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These, unfortunately, are the all too common signs of...yes... that's right...
Being on a terrible IT project which is managed by a complete idiot.
Scalp pain == pulling out one's own hair.
Skin pain == being slapped about by bad PMs. 
Trust me...I'm not a doctor.
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newton.saber wrote: These symptoms, if not treated immediately, will lead to.
Or possibly mental delusions and talking to oneself.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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CBadger wrote: Who are you talking to?
Myself, of course. I always agree.
Okay, well, most of the time.
Okay, something very near 50% of the time.
At least 33% of the time.
Never any less than 25% of the time.
Absolutely always.
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I have thought about it and put it to a vote in my head.
Out of 12 votes, the stats are as follows:
4 agree that you are in partial agreement, 
2 say about 50% is correct, 
3 say you should put it to a vote again, 
1 don't agree with the false prophecy of voting as a freedom, 
2 is still figuring out what 'vote' means and 
1 wants a cookie. 
So I can call the vote and agree that I should indeed ride shotgun on the train flight home to Mordor yesterday 
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I am 64.327% with you on all of this and am sure you are at least 100% correct, for the most part.
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I second that!!! as am going thru this phase..but so far refrained from pulling my own hair...still getting beat up by the afore said manager!!
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DaveAuld wrote: any sun
how many do we really have?
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Well I am aware of two at least.
The one in the sky that is really bright and provides some warmth on occasion in Aberdeen, the other is allegedly a newspaper.
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Obviously he is a hypochondriac and made a self diagnoses. Remember he has seen the movie and it don't lie. 
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sun ? I didn't know you'd been out of the UK 
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If you are posting a technical support question please can you go to the Hardware & Devices section?
Hardware & Devices[^]
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Simon Lee Shugar (Software Developer)
www.simonshugar.co.uk
"If something goes by a false name, would it mean that thing is fake? False by nature?" By Gilbert Durandil
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