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In July, I was on vacation in France, and I came across a board that said "Accès interdit" (Access forbidden) because it was close to a cliff that was collapsing. What was this translated to? To "Speechless access"[^]... 
The quick red ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>.
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If you access, you may be left speechless. That's what they're saying.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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They're saying nothing, I suggest how they gone to such a bullshit
the wrong orthograph of "Voix"(voice) instead "Voie"(way) gives :
"sans voie d'accés" (no way access, dead-end way) that becomes:
"sans voix d'accés" (speechless or voiceless access)
do you see the idiocy? ("vois"-tu l'imbécilité)
"voie, voix, vois" (track, voice, see) three different meaning with exactly the same pronunciation
Unfortunately, this confirms the decay of French language by phonetically writing!
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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Well they cannot event get their own language right. It is spellt [oops] spelt with an accent:
accès.
Life is too shor
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Not if its in uppercase it isn't.
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Ah! Merci, Very Mucho!
At least the "forebreading" was wrong : )
Life is too shor
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De rien.
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Of the kidneys? 
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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Nope.
The academie Francaise also encourages the use of 'stationment' instead of 'parking' to no avail too.
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'stationnement'? 
entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem
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Well they cannot event even get their own language right. It is spellt [oops] spelt with an accent:
accès.
FTFY
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Fanks a lot. 
Life is too shor
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If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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megaadam wrote: spelt with an accent
I love accents with my hulled wheat. 
/ravi
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The German isn't any better, forbreading access!
Seems to be a popular sign though:
https://www.facebook.com/100001709701674/posts/714982661902051[^]
Not that even they understood it: "een uitzicht waar je sprakeloos van wordt....." An 'out look' indeed. For the Dutch speakers, Access is more like what, weg? or voorgang perhaps?
modified 21-Aug-14 10:05am.
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Munchies_Matt wrote: Access is more like what, weg? or voorgang perhaps?
Access is 'toegang' in Dutch.
The quick red ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>.
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Yeah, that rings a bell. 'Toegang bezookers' is a sign I used to see a lot.
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To be fair, yodelling might cause a landslip. And earbleed.
Alberto Brandolini: The amount of energy necessary to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it.
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I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus
Entropy isn't what it used to.
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That's actually the first sign of good sense he's shown for quite some time... I don't know how healthy the Russian food is normally, but it's gotta be healthier than McDonalds food... If nothing else, I'm sure that vodka is good for the digestion! 
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That's pretty much what I was going to say.
They have better inspectors then we do?
Have you ever just looked at someone and knew the wheel was turning but the hamster was dead?
Trying to understand the behavior of some people is like trying to smell the color 9.
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Junk food seems to be sanitary violation...
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