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99 bottles of beer on the wall
Old macDonald
One man went to mow (the 'and his dog, spot, sausage roll, bottle of pop, old Mother Riley and a cow' version)
"when I went shopping I bought" game
Spotto
Pub cricket (only really playable in the UK, but the best car game ever)
Number Plate cricket
Who can get the most people to return a wave
Who can keep silent longest?
20 Questions
Mix tapes of sing-along songs
When I was a kid the worst car game we ever played was "cattle cows:
The idea (as I remember it) was that we had to take it in turns to say "cattle cows" once for every cow we saw, before they were no longer visible. One point for each one successfully said..
Fine when driving out of the Midlands - not too many cattle to be seen, and mainly only glimpses over or through hedges.
But once you got into the Welsh countryside, and once we allowed sheep - the shout of "cattle sheep" was loud and constant for mile upon mile.
Dad's solution? Stopped the car in the next village, got out without a word, went into the pub.
Happy days!
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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Whatever happened with the "Escape from duct tape prison" game? Lets see, a 15 hour trip, 15rolls of tape to escape from.
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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I suspect I would turn into a very lonely man If I ever tried that.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote: I suspect I would turn into a very lonely man If I ever tried that
Sometimes, a change in life is for the better
Common sense is admitting there is cause and effect and that you can exert some control over what you understand.
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ahhhhh, reminds me of a road trip we once took, 45 mins in I was in a shopping mall looking for a new car dual dvd player for exactly the same reason. The new unit we ended up with is no where near as good as the previous one which came from aldi and was half the price
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Went to Aldi to look for a new one, it was better than the old one, but the cable was to short.
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This message has been redacted due to its inane content.
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Would you care to try that again, this time using real English?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is it possible these are attempts at first contact?
Software Zen: delete this;
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Visitors from the Planet Trollonia perhaps?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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And they're trying to reach me no less. One syllable at a time it would seem.
Jeremy Falcon
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Well upon googling your name I might be able to understand why you and what the purpose is...
Clickey[≡]
»»» <small>Loading Signature</small> «««
· · · <small>Please Wait</small> · · ·
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I totally can't check that link at work, but I do know that my name matches that of some porn guy apparently. Nice to know the name carries that far in case I need a second career.
Jeremy Falcon
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I think he's using a basic Substitution cipher what it really says is; I pick my nose with the big toe on my left foot.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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That's.... Flexible....
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Shame it's been redacted - it sounds hilarious.
Are we back on the Vogon poetry thread?
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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A beautiful girl was standing at the bus stand | moon spoke to a young man who survives the night, came out today, how? Bid girl - Hey Owl spoke at the dinner, telling how, in today's day |
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And with any luck, the OP...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think it lost something in the translation!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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I think it lost everything somewhere other than just translation.
No object is so beautiful that, under certain conditions, it will not look ugly. - Oscar Wilde
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I think that this went through about 15 on-line translators (all buggy).
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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PhilLenoir wrote: I think that this went through about 15 on-line translators (all buggy).
I agree!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.0
There's a fine line between crazy and free spirited and it's usually a prescription.
I'm currently unsupervised, I know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless.
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Jumble Of The Day?
I was at my computer coding | The dog pooed on the carpet | Twice the mess you have said the wife | It rained in Birmingham
It was broke, so I fixed it.
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I know all of these words; I just can't make sense of the order in which they appear.
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