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Sander Rossel wrote: Why not try to create a great sounding dance track?
Why not do what you're talented at doing, and leave other things for people who are talented at doing them?
Oh, yeah. Money and fame.
Golly, I think I've just discovered why the entertainment industry is so full of useless, untalented idiots!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I don't think many dance musicians are getting a lot of money and fame. Not the ones I listen to anyway.
Even in dance music there is such a thing as underground and love for the music (not that I'm in the underground all that much) 
And guys like DJ Tiësto are just lucky, he really didn't start for money or fame.
That said, there's garbage dance, there's good dance. And I'm using dance as a sort of overall name for dance-able electronic music.
Mark_Wallace wrote: Golly, I think I've just discovered why the entertainment industry is so full of useless, untalented idiots!
That has nothing to do with the artists, they wouldn't be rich and famous if it weren't for the people liking them 
Now I'm going to blast some NICKI MINAJ out of my speakers!!! Just kidding, not even I can appreciate that! 
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I just want to ask what is not real with death metal ?
I would get industrial called not real music as it incorporates a lot of electronic samples and sometimes programmed drums.
Just curious to an outside perspective - I am too much into death metal to notice the unreal side you mentioned 
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RUs123 wrote: I just want to ask what is not real with death metal ?
Don't know, heard people say it...
A little death metal from time to time never hurt anyone!
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Sander Rossel wrote: we'll call it JavaScript
Sander Rossel wrote: CODE COMPILES
Mm..... I think you lost your mind! 
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I was wondering if someone was going to notice
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Haha! Someone did!
Well played!
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That gets me thinking of a fun add-on...
I've been playing too much Skyrim, and I notice how the music changes depending on whether things are all peaceful, I'm about to be dead, victory is at hand, etc.
Now, what if we monitored programmer activity and adjusted the theme music to things like twiddling thumbs, surfing code project, really banging away at the code, build errors, build success, number of open source code files, number of languages detected, and so forth.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: I've been playing too much Skyrim
 Marc Clifton wrote: the music
Marc Clifton wrote: what if we monitored programmer activity
Do they get active?Marc Clifton wrote: adjusted the theme music to things like twiddling thumbs, surfing code project, really banging away at the code, build errors, build success, number of open source code files, number of languages detected
There was so much goodness in that post!
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Even the VB category is mostly for VB.Net not for VB6. I can understand that VB6 is over a decade old and everyone thinks it's old hat, but Access keeps on going with more releases every so often. As far as I know the latest version is MSAccess 2013.
It's viable and I have written some programs for myself and others that we can't live without. So come on guys. Give us desktop database managers a place. Have a heart!
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There was, but it went over 2GB.
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I think that with bending a bit the truth you can ask your Access questions in the Database forum...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: with bending a bit the truth
If mongodb is a database then so is msaccess.
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So, it's not a Database? It wouldn't fit inside the database section for instance? It deserves more privileges than SQL Server, Oracle, etc?
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: So, it's not a Database?
..tempting, tempting.. 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
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In agreement with others, depending upon the nature of the issue (VB or database related), post the question in either the VB or database forum.
If you detail that this is for MS Access 2013, people will be generally willing to help when the can.
I don't use Access much myself, but do use VBA extensively in Excel.
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Because Access, like VB, sucks big hairy donkey schlongs.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Now is the schlong itself, hairy, or just the accompanying junk?
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All of it.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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if you think access is bad you obviously never used DataEase, what a wonderful system that was a relational database that allowed MULTIPLE unique keys, you would think that naming the key unique would have given them a hint that there should be only one, wouldn't you!
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Well, mathematically, uniqueness always refers to a specific set of elements. I can therefore easily imagine definitions of overlapping sets with multiple keys that are all unique within their own set of reference, but not within the union of all elements of all sets.
To give an example: number plates on cars are guaranteed to be unique within the country that issued them. However, there may be identical alphanumeric sequences that are valid number plates in different countries. Since in many countries number plates do not (always) contain country codes, you'd need multiple keys, that are only locally unique.
That said, I agree you should name those keys appropriately, e. g. LUID (as opposed to GUID). 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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we are not talking user defined fields but the internal unique key assigned to a record, PKid in the vernacular, a system defined seeded auto incrementing Int and yet you could still end up with duplicates
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start
Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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Ouch, I see your point. Reminds me: "How can you trust a man that wears both a belt and suspenders? Man can't even trust his own pants." (Once upon a Time in the west)
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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You'll have gathered from some of the uninformed comment that Access is not a popular development tool, at least not for professional developers. That's the main reason there is unlikely to ever be a forum for it here.
Like all tools it has its strengths and weaknesses. As a back-end, I'd never advocate Access unless it for a single user on a single machine. As a front-end for CRUD operations and applied to a small group of knowledgeable users (e.g., in-house) it's one of the most powerful tools around. 2013 has given it a nice modern facelift. I myself have created many quite powerful applications in Access, in very short turn around times. You can add input constraints and customized validation code and error handling, but the smarter you have to make the application (for a dumber user base), the less the attraction as a tool.
At what point you would choose a more sophisticated programming environment is a matter of choice, but writing it off as lightly as others above have is either trolling or prejudice based from ignorance.
Life is like a s**t sandwich; the more bread you have, the less s**t you eat.
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