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You win!
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Do you smell burning feathers? 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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No, I smell burning Leafs.
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Not as good as this one[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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How did you beat me to it?
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8, and hot dog buns in packs of 10?
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Father of the Bride - 1991
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But the question was answered in Bulletproof Monk (2003).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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The comedian Gallagher did the whole lowest common denominator bit about hots dogs and buns in the mid 1970's.
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Lawrence J. Peter said:
The noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.
It must be nearly dinner time! 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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And if Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Same vintage!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is just another phase, right? 
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Probably[^]. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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42[^]
#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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Too late - Karel Čapek[^] did that one last month! 
The last sane number I could see in that run of silliness was 43[^] from Eddy Vluggen - hence "44" this time.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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#SupportHeForShe If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein
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I totally forgot about that one 
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It's a bandemic.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
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(Assuming a typo) It certainly was[^].
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Software Zen: delete this;
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"It ain't whatcha do..."
Yes it is!
It's really important that whatcha do is turn it off!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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