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I thought the Cow jumped over the Moon?
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It jumped all over (the surface of) the moon.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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Well, this would explain how the moon came to be made of cheese.
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If this is a joke, I don't find it amoosing! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Better be on fast Mooooo !! or Shitinside 
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Man killed by mother-in-law's gravestone[^]
When asked how he wanted his Mother-in-Law's remains handled, the man answered: "Embalm, cremate, and bury. Take no chances!" *
* My MIL is, naturally, an exception to this rule. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I'm glad my MIL doesn't read this. It might give her some ideas. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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If she has a gravestone, I am fairly certain that she's not reading anything...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Daniel Pfeffer wrote: If she has a gravestone, I am fairly certain that she's not reading anything...
Revenge is a dish best served cold. 
Once you lose your pride the rest is easy.
In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you. – Buddha
Simply Elegant Designs JimmyRopes Designs
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JimmyRopes wrote: Revenge is a dishdelicacy best served cold.
FTFY
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Never got to meet mine; she died several years before I met (the woman who is now) my wife. Everyone says we would have gotten along. I hope so.
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NASA[^] - still it's not that surprising: considering it's still going over ten years past it's "use by" date... 
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xkcd[^] predicts he'll recover
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You mean - it can't remember its way home?!
I'll get my coat
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Movie Quote Of The Day
If I die under a skirt, I can still flirt as a ghost.
Which movie?
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I don't know the movie, but it COULD actually explain the immaculate conception!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Journey to the centre of the world.
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Pantys of death
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Death in paradise
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Ghost Rider
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Braveheart.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Hello, Miss?
I wish to make a complaint.
Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this link what I followed not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
I followed it, I licked my screen and instead of delicious chocolaty goodness it tasted of LCD!
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