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But all of the "Disk 1 of..." 
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You sure? I see "Disk 2 of..." and "Disk 3 of..." in there.
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It maybe a resolution problem, but to me all look like 1...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Zoom - hold CTRL and spin the mouse wheel.
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I mean the 1 I will not install...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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At approximately 1.5 minutes per diskette, installation should take no longer than 3 days (assuming no time off for toilet breaks, food, sleep, or treatment for RSI). Add to that the time required to resurrect your 3".5 drive, and you're looking at a loooong stretch.
Good thinking, Microsoft! 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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It looks like disk 2375 is missing!
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I suppose that next week it will be they guy who actually reads fox news.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Common', don't blame the poor editor 
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Mark_Wallace wrote: I suppose that next week it will be they guy who actually reads fox news.
Oh ya, I forgot all the cool kids make fun of Fox. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I think that Fox news should put themselves forward for the award myself.
Still they are better than NBC who have been caught with reporters making up lies about being held as hostages in Syria.
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Try this...  [^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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I'm tool lazy to check post from the weekend...for me it's like a black hole, something never happened...
(But surely, your name is Paul  )
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Don't call me Shirley!
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You evil man, answered with a re-post
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"Ask a programmer to review 10 lines of code, he'll find 10 issues. Ask him to do 500 lines and he'll say it looks good."
The quote is not mine but is good!
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It's like someone took a transcript of a couple arguing at IKEA and made random edits until it compiled without errors.
...having the discussion about the astronomical probability that You do not exist[^] in mind, I'd like to see someone calculating how long it would probably take to actually do the above
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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About twenty minutes if you look at some of the code in QA...
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I think it will take more effort to convert a transcript of a quarrel into compilable code than fabricating an average QA-code
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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Nah - not for VB.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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especially with VB - it already looks like a quarrel by itself
If You.Say(Me Is Nothing) OrElse Me.GetType() IsNot You.GetType() Then End
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't. — Lyall Watson
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How do you pass the message to a newbie? With kindness. If the "newbie" has potential, then being an a**hole about it, serves no purpose.
The comic strip promotes assholes, mentoring newbies.
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