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Some good stuff in there 
Both originals and misheard 
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I expected a complete AC/DC song 
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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They missed one of my favourites: Go and get stuffed[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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LOL - So good!
/UnoriginalGriff
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I always heard "I'm a pool-hall ace" in this song[^]
and "I've got shoes, they're multiplyin'" in this[^]
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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This[^] is a really cool robotic gripper.
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Nice for a lot of non precise and fast applications without much weight... an ideal complement for the IRB360 robots from ABB and for scara robots too... 
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Bought some shoes from a drug dealer...I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I don't know if I should laugh or cry.  
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Seems like you got your jokes from a drug dealer too... 
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No, he got them from a bootlegger.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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All that I've been getting from my dealer for the last 40 years is; blood pressure meds, antihistamine, acrid reflux meds and the like. Just ain't the same!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Mike, you're a sole man! 
/ravi
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You keep me in stitches Ravi!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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I like the way this thread is going.
/ravi
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You seem to have a real eye for it!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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Quit needlin' me, will ya!
/ravi
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During the old days, there were no communications gadgets yet. So during wars, runners were used to send messages.
During such times, a captain sent a message to the rear, saying "Send us reinforcements we're are going to advance!".
This message was relayed via five runners, and when it finally reached the CO, the message was repeated as "send us refreshments, we are going to a dance!".
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Had they encoded it in ASCII, with a checksum for each block sent (preferably mulitple redundant blocks), this kinda stuff would never happen 
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Don't quit your day job
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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That's actually a childrens' game called 'Stille Post' (literally 'silent mail'). The message is passed on by quickly wispering it into the neighbor's ear, who then passes on whatever was understood and the last one in line loudly says whatever nonsense came out in the end.
Often enough we play this involuntarily at work.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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CDP1802 wrote: That's actually a childrens' game called 'Stille Post' (literally 'silent mail').
It's known as Chinese Whispers in the UK (except for where the ultra PC claim the name is offensive).
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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This joke originated ~100 years ago round about the time of the First World War. And the correct (mis)interpretation is "Send three and fourpence we're going to a dance". Commonly known as Chinese whispers.
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