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Pfah. The only reason to change your cam is to make your car sound like it has indigestion when idling, then let out a riiiiiiipping fart as you accelerate.
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Or to undo the mess someone else made of changing the cam belt previously... 
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Dear Larry and Sergey,
Remember your own words: "Don't be Evil." And, ask yourselves: is your legacy going to be your being remembered as swash-buckling pioneer heroes of the Digital Era, or are people going to think of the word "Google" as synonymous with "Gulag" ?
Okay, I was trying to have no name in Chrome, and that failed ... that deprived me of the opportunity to express the wholly holy ineffable wooly zilch-nada out of which the fiction of a "self continuous in time" wrapping a void with an illusory personality via the virus of language ... appears to appear.
So, I made up a "nonsense" name ... ignoring the fact that all names are nonsense.
Now, I alt-button-click on that nonsense name, and Chrome drops down a little text-area that says "Person 1."
This flagrant violation of my innate, inherent, inalienable, rights to multiple personalities, whose numbers, flavours, and degrees of sanity, vary with tides, winds, whims, and chemistry ...
I have to tell you ... frankly ... that, in spite of everything you've done for me over the last few years, like reading my e-mail in order to keep me up to date on things I never need to buy ... I do have my limits, and they have been breached.
We (that is, the many in us) demand all our money back, and the payment of reparations to all your millions of victims !
p.s. Getting rid of "Google+" was a step in the right direction, thanks !
«I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going over. Out on the edge you see all kinds of things you can't see from the center» Kurt Vonnegut.
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What are you carrying on about now? I didn't understand your post. I must be stupid or something.
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BillWoodruff wrote: We (that is, the many in us) demand all our money back
How much per person? Any suggestions on how they should disburse?
modified 7-Aug-15 6:21am.
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Avijnata wrote: Any suggestions on how they should disburse?
Free access to Chrome ?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Hint: It's probably in your phone right now
Hint2: You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
modified 7-Aug-15 5:23am.
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Nope, sorry!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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What a chasim in the scorecard yesterday!
Edit : Sorry meant to reply to the cricket thread 
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And probably to not add an "I", as well... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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or remove "in the score"... 
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For the aid of a drunks and/or holidaymakers, what is an FSOW?
veni bibi saltavi
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Its a F... Obfuscated S... Word
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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OriginalGriff wrote: I'm amazed I got it yesterday..
Must have been the Mcdonalds.
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It looks a bit like Carly Simon -
never understood that
"You're..so..Vain...you probably think this song is about you" - well it clearly is!
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Angry Birds
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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No, no - aren't they so last year? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Angry birds 2 was just released[^], I think. So I thought it appropriate to the clue, and the <=: is birdlike when viewed the right way. ...
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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CAndy Crush is last year. Angry birds is last decade.
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Android
PooperPig - Coming Soon
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So you are up tomorrow - and I didn't need my third clue: "Kryton's favourite TV show has a familiar tune..." (which would have been a give away)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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