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Should've known. 
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OMG Leslie Nielsen died![^] 
Geek code v 3.12 {
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Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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What date is your PC clock set to?
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01/01/1970. In fact that post was a prediction from the future 
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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zero is more than nothing since 100000000000000000 + -100000000000000000 = 0, therefore your thank is not enough!
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Hey - you know what they almost say:*
Peer into the void. Behold: "It is what it isn't"
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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I can't decipher what this is all about.
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Wow, I wish I was surfing!!!
href="https://vimeo.com/136938394">Teahupo'o, Du Ciel[^]
The waves are just too beautiful. 
I'd rather be phishing!
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Absolutely stunning - reminds me of Bexhill-on-sea. 
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ah, yes, I can see the similitudes.
I'd rather be phishing!
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Beautiful, wish I was there period.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.1.1 new web site.
I know the voices in my head are not real but damn they come up with some good ideas!
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And that's when I thought of this[^]
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Yeah, Beach Boys[^] are really good at making cover songs
Lyrics from Beach Boys is way better though
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Wow, didn't know that tune was actually Chuck Berry's 
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Nice!
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Has a Norwegian that analysed a bird Scandinavian?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Do you have the flu?
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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It wasn't me, it was the Lutefisk I tell ya!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You're displaying a talon for eggactly what?
Whatever that talon is, I wouldn't wishbone it on anyone.
I already egret responding.
<aside: sorry="" everyone,="" i="" accidentally="" got="" distracted="" and="" worked="" today="">
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Where are you robin these jokes from?
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Always thrush reading these
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How do I make a joke about a dodo fly?
Life is too shor
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