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It's going to be late - I have to do something for Herself this morning.
I'll post it, hopefully around 10:30 - 11:00 BST.
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2 to 3 hours!
Showing off are we...  
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I wish... 
No, I've got to take her to a couple of stupid meetings, arranged at the last minute by a F***wit.
Since she can't drive, I am playing chauffeur for the morning.
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Time to teach her to drive, I think
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There are a few problems there...She doesn't like "new things" - her phone is a year old now, and she still panics when she has to answer it, or make a call. She also has ... um ... anger problems if things don't work the way she thinks they should. It's bad enough with her swearing and gesticulating as a passenger - as a driver she would get up to ramming speed...
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And opposite attract. Does that make you the most chilled person round?
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Nah, that's my neighbour.
If he gets any more laid back he'll be horizontal!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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LOL!
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I salute you. And you sleep beside her?  
Well, my GF is fascinated with serial killers so I should be the last to speak...
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If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
modified 14-Sep-15 5:00am.
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I don't think that's just her. From my experience I would say it is standard issue personality trait, wife, for the use of.
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OriginalGriff wrote: her swearing and gesticulating as a passenger - as a driver she would get up to ramming speed...
you've described most drivers in the UK, so what's the problem
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Ain't that true - last time I went to the UK several drivers actively tried to flatten me while I was crossing the road. And the same instant the semaphore goes green they are already 50 mph, doesn't matter if a person is crossing ahead.
I understand why there are almost no elder people on the streets...
Geek code v 3.12 {
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- r++>+++ y+++*
Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
}
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
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OriginalGriff wrote: last minute by a F***wit.
Is this your FSOW?
I know the answer but I don't know how to answer it
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Now there's a change. What you usually do for herself, normally takes max 3 minutes (or so I hear)... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Just saw this commercial.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZfHNLM0xm8[^]
No one knows what that means.
Not even Johnny Depp.
I guess this is the challenge of telling an audience what something smells like via television.
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I guess his spirit animals told him he was over accessorizing
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Palash Mondal_ wrote:
I guess his spirit animals told him he was over accessorizing |
Big LOL!
That is an incredibly funny analysis of the commercial. You may be right on target with that.
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Divesting oneself of the bling and getting back to what really counts, one's inner untamed self, is a running theme in Dior ads going back years to the Brigitte Nielsen ad for J'Adore. It's never been entirely apparent how this stripped down version of yourself is supposed to justify expensive smellies but the whole thing's kind of a riff on the Marilyn Monroe quote about wearing nothing in bed apart from No. 5 from Chanel. So, yeah, Patash is spot on!
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Member 9082365 wrote: Divesting oneself of the bling...
Fantastic explanation.
However, I can see you're not a regular here (proven by) :
1. your generic screen name
2. Your awareness of pop culture / style --- we here at CP are geeks and have no awareness of that.
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It's just one of those "Nine Commercials of Eight". You would need to watch them all in order to find out what they mean.
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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Agent__007 wrote: one of those "Nine Commercials of Eight"
Six years later...
...oh, I get it. 
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There are two ways to write error-free programs, only the third one works 
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 That can be taken to be funny in a couple ways.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I'm already having doubts about the third! 
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