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'sharpens his pencil in aggravation'
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OriginalGriff wrote: He's American
Oh gawd no, and neither am I in the USA! But that's the beauty of it, isn't it? A secret agent never reveals his identity. 
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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That's not what your profile flag says!
So...a double agent, huh?
Yous workin' fer Stack Overflow, boy? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You'll want to look this one up. It'll be worth it.
Trust me.
Try Grapple for Android, it has a naked pixel guy in it!
Also, loads of blood and some snakes.
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Does this have anything to do with Ed Miliband's bacon sandwich?
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Don't think so - the "eating a hot dog with a knife and fork to avoid looking like that" was back in April. Must be some new news We aren't aware of.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I think the 'he had some funny facial expressions while eating, so he cant be PM' stuff was completely insane anyway. You would think its important what they intend to do in the country and not how he looks, after all Hannibal Lector's dinner parties look brilliant but....
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If I knew what the PM had been doing with pigs I'd pull a face like Miliband did when faced with bacon too.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Have you been watching Charlie Brooker's Black mirror now?
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Saw it when it first came out, didnt realise it was a documentary though.
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Could this be Cameron's "Bae of Pigs"?
veni bibi saltavi
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Apparently 'Call Me' Dave is holding a reception tonight...
... for the Danish PM!
veni bibi saltavi
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This whole story leaves a very bad taste in my mouth....said the pig.
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Can you please explain for those of us that don't get it?
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Not in a KSS manner. Search twitter handle #baeofpigs
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Who squealed?
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It's interesting how the Press are covering this. Not much about it really and one headline says it doesn't matter if he did or didn't. If it had been Corbyn however...
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They've even run a story about Corbyn's great great grandfather.
I don't think it does matter if Dave did these things when he was younger, I don't think it would really matter if he did them now.
It is very, very funny though,
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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chriselst wrote: They've even run a story about Corbyn's great great grandfather.
The way these stories insult our intelligence, and the desperation in finding anything that portrays him as evil, is the worst thing surely we can work him out for ourselves.
chriselst wrote: I don't think it does matter if Dave did these things when he was younger
The only issue I see is the way he forced through the gay marriage thing without a mandate(the club he did it for was a gay rights one), although this seems to have happened world-wide, so even if he his gay or not, there was a stronger force behind it than the British Bourgeoisie.
Seems strange that somebody who was bred to be PM would do this without realising it would come back to bite him on the arse though! Especially if the rumours about a photo existing is true.
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I'm surprised they've bothered to mention it at all as it's completely unsubstantiated and hardly the worst crime in the world even if it was. I imagine the editors of our national organs (so to speak) are hoping to keep it quiet so that no probing follows into their own 'stupid things I did as a yoof in order to get in with my peers'!
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Again, a bit early I know, but can't help with that. Sorry.
Warm up:
-99+1+2=
WSO FSOW:
19-14-9+7=3
Good luck!
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Ah, these morning clues are getting easier, time for me to answer them.
So -99+1+2=-96
and
19-14-9+7=3 is 'true'.
What ? Do not start me again with 'No, you did not understand the rules'
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Those are not the answers but here's an upvote anyway.  
You have just been Sharapova'd.
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I have more information for you that is in no way useful in any shape or form:
Americans call this thing you are doing math.
British people call it Maths.
There are rules?
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