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Oh, that's all... I was afraid that Bowie might have died, there were rumours.
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It's worse than that, Leslie Nielsen has died! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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You just reminded me to check my Yahoo Mail account, which I haven't done in at least 6 months. Based on past history, I was expecting hundreds of unread items.
Surprisingly, it only has 12 emails, all spam, all dated from December 11 onward, which is probably not a coincidence. They've either gotten a lot better, or they now just blindly delete everything older than a month (inbox included, to which I say WTF).
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Is, unlike David Bowie, still alive.
veni bibi saltavi
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Sadly the pool of people who will understand this grows ever smaller.
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But at least the waters warm. 
veni bibi saltavi
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Don't worry, some names will never be forgotten as long as CP is there - He who shall not be named, Pumpkinhead, Adnan Siddiqui, Dalek Dave....
Cheers,
विक्रम
"We have already been through this, I am not going to repeat myself." - fat_boy, in a global warming thread 
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Have you checked his wikipedia entry lately to be sure?
Ethel Crudacre could have updated it again!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Ethel is too busy ranting about migrants to care about Weetabix munching ex-cricketers!
veni bibi saltavi
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And claiming that Ethel was misrepresented by someone else.
This space for rent
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... in the middle of an apology which strategically sounded like she was denying making the statements, but in fact carefully does not do make an actual denial for some reason....
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...and I will ask Chris to open a forum for the residents of the British island...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Should the hamsters be working this[^] might help. As for it being British, it is more for the Olde and Infirm of Mind.
veni bibi saltavi
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Ooh I forgot he she did that.
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Weetabix? Shredded Wheat (and Heinz Beans at one point). Weetabix is for wimps!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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You are Ethel Crudacre and I claim my £5!
veni bibi saltavi
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Ah, Beefy. I think Bowie will be remembered long after Botham is long forgotten. So he won a match single handedly in, what, 1981? Pah.
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I don't care: been up since 3am, buggering jet lag. Bollocks.
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that made me chuckle  
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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David Bowie, the leading story on BBC News, not so much much fuss over Lemmy, I mean come on BBC...
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David Bowie was beloved of the sort of now 50-somethings that became TV "execs", Lemmy wasn't. If Bono were to kick the bucket, there'd be a three day mourning period on all of Auntie's channels, I swear it.
[Edit]
Should make it clear - I don't think the BBC's coverage of David Bowie's death has been a good thing - way too much of it and way too gushing.
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Point made! I mean I like some of Bowies stuff! he did save Iggy Pop and I think you are right the arty-farty TV "execs" have a love for him out of balance coupled with a slow news day...
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Is the new Leslie Nielsen....
Just saying.
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Or Leslie was a Bowie without knowing it.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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