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Yeah, like vaporware.
/ravi
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Heligon done it now. He02 be funnier than this.
Heligon = He02
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It becomes Daytrogen... Duh!
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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No - the sun rises in the East, so it becomes oestrogen. 
And yes, that is the correct spelling. The version without the leading "o" is the English (Simplified) spelling.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The time is nigh, these jokes must end. 
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That one makes me wanna cryogen.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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jeron1 wrote: "Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
I take it the tweet sent last week that basically said the above was something to do with you?
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them.
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Nope, I don't have a twitter or facebook account, because wholeheartedly believe your quote.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Man, you argon!
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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He goes for the ozone, but he can't lay her.
«In art as in science there is no delight without the detail ... Let me repeat that unless these are thoroughly understood and remembered, all “general ideas” (so easily acquired, so profitably resold) must necessarily remain but worn passports allowing their bearers short cuts from one area of ignorance to another.» Vladimir Nabokov, commentary on translation of “Eugene Onegin.”
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It becomes Helium, of course.
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We could create a class in C# that did NOT inherit from object... I think that would solve the arbitrary multiple inheritance restriction...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I'm going to create a class that inherits from a rich deceased uncle and implement it at my bank.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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You got a rich uncle!? OMG
Remember (from the movie "Oliver"):
"Charity is fine. Subscribe to mine."
Please send me an email to: none@nowhere.com, and I will send you details for transferring funds to my very worthwhile charity! Don't keep me waiting!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: You got a rich uncle!? OMG
He didn't say THAT, just "A rich uncle" - could be yours for all we know... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Thanks for pouring ice water on my momentary excitement! [sarcastic gnashing of teeth].
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Don't you have to be the son of the Nigerian Minister of Finance to do that?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Yes, but you would also have to be terminally ill and have 1 million in a trust fund just waiting for you to send a small deposit to collect it.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Son, you just won't cut it in Nigeria:
"1 million" in Nigeria should be some figure north of 100 million, to be authentic Nigerian. "Small deposit" should be at least 10 million.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Or you have to be stuck on the international space station with no way home, and those paychecks just keep piling up...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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That stupid, idiotic "space station" scam was no doubt inspired by "The Martian." That was a *great* book that I read from cover to cover in one, long day. I just couldn't put it down. I barely ate that day.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Not a bad movie either!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Cornelius Henning wrote: long day
Is that 25 hours like a baker's dozen is 13 then?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Not quite a baker's dozen, but I did read from the morning till midnight to get through the book.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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