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Quote: Feni is a liquor native to Goa, India
Thanks! I learn something new every day here in the Lounge. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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The nearest source seems to be Chicago. Too far from Florida. 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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bravo oscar lima lima oscar charlie kilo sierra
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Too long to use comfortably!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Too long to use comfortably!
I think that comes in as Tango Mike India! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I think that says a lot more about your mind than it does about mine! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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sierra november alpha foxtrott uniform
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Foxtrot Oscar is a recognised UK police response
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Foxtrot Oscar.
or as the esteemed Mr Martin would say: foxtrot alpha romeo romeo romeo romeo kilo.
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Oh, that's what WTF stands for. I often wondered.
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Monday night I got home from work and around 7 I started feeling it. Within an hour I was shaking uncontrollably. Didn't sleep a wink al night. Vomiting, fever, stomach stuff...
Tuesday around the pain in my gut was too intense. Wife took me to the ER. After some Morphine I felt better and fell asleep in the ER. Doctor diagnosed me with a sever stomach flu. Stayed home yesterday.
Today I'm at the office. My stomach is still giving me fits, but hands down I'm better than Tuesday.
I don't get sick, and even when I do I have to be real bad to take time off work. This one kicked my butt.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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Wow, morphine !!!! you guys get the big guns quickly !!!
I'd rather be phishing!
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I was rolling around on the table in pain... It did the trick. I was in a happy place within a minute.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I hate morphine.
Yes, it does the job...but it destroys my short term memory for a couple of weeks. I'd rather have the pain.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I was ready to claw by stomache open. I'll take the morphine. Felt funny for a bit but the effect was bliss.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is
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I'll take the morphine.
I can't remember sh*t to being with so I'm really not losing anything! 
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Not me. Most pain doesn't last - it just feels like it will be there forever.
But your memory going? That's nasty - because you lose your sense of "you"; you forget what you were doing, and why. Heck, I'd forget the beginning of my own sentence before I got half way through! If you can't trust your memory, then you can't trust yourself - and that is a very deeply unpleasant feeling.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Kevin Marois wrote: I was in a happy place within a minute
What, you just left and went to the pub?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I've never had morphine for a tummy ache. I cry bullshit.
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That must be some smelly cry... 
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Kaolin and morphine's been the standard prescription for stomach ailments of all kinds for ever!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Yeah, it's not exactly palatable, but ...[^]
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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