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Indeed.
Decrease the belief in God, and you increase the numbers of those who wish to play at being God by being “society’s supervisors,” who deny the existence of divine standards, but are very serious about imposing their own standards on society.-Neal A. Maxwell
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Paperweight?
Small (but not very aerodynamic) missile?
Thief bait? (Admittedly, very stupid thieves only)
Very small chopping board? (For use with small kitchens, not illegal narcotics)
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Bing images is blocked at my work
Bing[^]
This Websense category is filtered: Suspicious Embedded Link. Sites in this category may pose a security threat to network resources or private information, and are blocked by your organization.
really?
bryce
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Some students at my middle school once 'hacked' the blocking system and blocked Google and Wikipedia for 'Malware', then a week later blocked the entire internet for 'Porn'.
The control file for the blocking system was available over anonymous FTP with upload and download ability. It was a simple text file with one rule per line.
Those students got into BIG trouble for those pranks. Hacking school computers was grounds for expulsion.
Although the state Department of Education ordered them reinstated and ordered the school to do a full computer security audit after finding out how accessible the network was. The network administrator account was "Admin/Admin" for the username and password, and all passwords for school-use websites (which were the same as those for logging into the network) were stored in plain text in an internet-exposed database.
There were lots of fines for those oversights. Even the student information database was accessible from the internet, and it contained Social Security Numbers and other sensitive info.
It was then discovered that these flaws covered the entire district, and the District IT team and administrators were charged with several crimes (I don't remember what exactly). It was kind of a big scandal at the time and prompted the Department of Education to perform audits at all schools in the state, uncovering a lot of problems, mostly at public schools.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Seems legit, but bryce wrote:
Bing images is blocked at my work |
would make even more sense. 
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You don't work for Goldman Sachs do you? They used to pull that sh*t on us, all the time.
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So just watched the reunion episode and realised that that really is it and, well, 
Ok it went off the boil a bit, especially once Kari Byron departed, and maybe it was time to pull the plug but still it's been there all through the crappiest part of my life (and where the hell did a decade and a half go?) tickling the vestiges of my interest in science and amazing me every now and again (elephants really are scared of mice, and bulls are incredibly dainty in china shops ... what?) and I'm gonna miss it. Feels like there's less and less of what makes life marginally worthwhile every day now and all that's left is waiting for God and occasionally writing a clue for the CCC (itself an exercise in singing into a vacuum today!) Time's a bit of a bastard, innit!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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We haven't had the final episode yet - the gummi bear rocket was broadcast last night - but yes it'll be the end of an era. It has been getting poorer for a while though, so probably it's for the best that it goes out on Adam and Jamie's terms rather than dwindles into obscurity via lower ratings, lower budgets, even lower ratings, even lower budgets, ...
I was sorry to see Kari go, but Tori I would cheerfully have watched get slowly run over by a stream roller...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Kari and Tori I liked.. Grant... not so much.
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The only times I was made to sit through Mythbusters is at relatives' place, typically on Christmas or New Year's day, and Discovery's running a back-to-back Mythbusters marathon and for some godforsaken reason "this is the only good thing on TV right now".
Mostly what I remember is the same clips being played over and over after each commercial break, like people are too dumb to remember what they were watching and constantly need a recap. I thought the whole thing was rather unwatchable. Remove these, and I'm convinced the show could've been done in about 8 minutes.
Was the regular program actually like that, or did they only do this for the holiday marathons?
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It's not so surprising that elephant are afraid of mice.
Think about it, I know some human who are afraid of cockroaches! Similar size difference I reckon!...
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I can hear it now, 'Does this galaxy cluster make me look fat?'.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You look fat in everything... 
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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz wrote: Looks suspiciously like a bunch of neuron pathways.
I was thinking exactly the same thing!
Marc
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It was 10 years ago this morning that I got the call at work. My grandmother had passed away after a brief struggle with cancer. (stage 4 when they found it) I was able to get to the hospital to help comfort my grandfather who was in the advanced stages of Alzheimer's, and had held her hand as she slipped away. I remember wheeling him out of the hospital that morning...one minute sobbing like a baby, then suddenly asking where Vera was?
Around a half a dozen family members gathered at my grandparent's home that afternoon. As we were sitting around the table my grandfather once again asked my where Vera was...my uncle, with tears in his eyes said, 'Jack, Vera's gone...she's not coming back home.' He seemed to ponder this for a few seconds, then put both hands on his chest and said 'My heart! My heart!' For a few seconds, we all thought he as just grieving...five minutes later, the EMTs arrived. He was still conscious breathing as they put him in the ambulance for the 20 minute ride to the same hospital where Vera passed away less than 12 hours before. He suffered a heart attack in the ambulance but they were able to revive him, though he never regained consciousness. After all the siblings arrived, heeding my grandfather's own DNR request, the respirator was removed...he made it 6 more hours on his own. After 67 years of marriage, they were buried together in a double ceremony complete with military honors. The loss of a mate can break your heart...literally. I've seen it.
I've only shared this because I think it's a beautiful story. It would have been far sadder for him to have to realize the loss over and over.
Since I seem to be writing a book here, just two days ago marks 4 years since cancer claimed my best friend and #1 caddy. We took up golf together and played in a regular foursome about every weekend for about 10 years. I used to love golf, now I rarely play.
Oh, there's one other thing...my dad called yesterday to inform my that he has stage 1 stomach cancer.  He's having surgery next week and seems optimistic that it was found early.
And, I've just received a phone call from a recruiter referencing my 10 year old resume...maybe more on that later.
I apologize if this smells more like a farcebook posting, but I feel like I have more friends here anyway.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
While it is definitely terrible to lose two Grandparents so closely to each other, I have to agree that there is a certain sort of beauty to it. Your Grandfather didn't have to live without her, and with Alzheimer's... Having to experience that loss time and time again would be just... Unconscionable...
I hope things go well for your Father. Cancer has claimed too many people in your life already (and even one is too many!)
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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Best wishes to your father.
About 15 years ago doctors told my dad that they thought he had pancreatic cancer based a CT scan, so they scheduled a surgery to biopsy his pancreas. While he was opened up, the surgeon noticed a small tumor (later identified as a malignancy) on his stomach, which he removed with ample margin so further treatment was deemed uneccesary, early detection is indeed a wonderful thing. His pancreas biopsy came back negative, at 85 he's still as spry as they come.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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A few weeks ago my wife had fast growing a lump removed from her thyroid. Thankfully benign. But just 16 months after losing my Dad to cancer, 7 months after losing my Aunt to cancer, and with her Dad in chemo, it was not a fun filled week.
Just to top it off I've also been defeated by my own code! First time I've ever had to post a question here. New territory indeed.
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Thanks for replying, and best wishes for your family!
MidwestLimey wrote: Just to top it off I've also been defeated by my own code!
Sounds intriguing, I'll have to check it out!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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kmoorevs wrote: I think it's a beautiful story.
It is. Thanks for sharing it.
kmoorevs wrote: there's one other thing...
Best wishes
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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And, you are still here, able to create a reality that honors those who have gone.
«The truth is a snare: you cannot have it, without being caught. You cannot have the truth in such a way that you catch it, but only in such a way that it catches you.» Soren Kierkegaard
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