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If she weren't related to Eisenhower they wouldn't have made it a story. As if being his great-granddaughter means much of anything. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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At least Trump's not an idiot like Dan Quayle.
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The trump campaign is a real, see people all over, person after person comes to me, and last night we had one who had not voted in over 90 years, now Ted Cruz, if you watch the media, the journalists are lying, they keep lying about Obama, lying about TPP, lying about the military, and to get back to your question
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The first rule of Thought of Last Week is that you do NOT say how Thought of Last Week works.
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"I've been such a bad boy and I need to punish myself." I must admit, the movie is quite different than it sounds at first. Almost wonder where they got the idea... or not.
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I've got a funny feeling that they made it up.
Of course, I could be mistaken.
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That is totally deep man 
A big f* you Freud 
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Ask him to spell potato and we'll see.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You think anyone else can spell potato better than him? The Donald spells the greatest potato! EVER!
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and it's a uuuuuuuge potatoe 
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Not to mention a far more attractive potato than the other candidate's vegetable!
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I suspect this thread will quickly fall foul of rule 4[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Move this to the Soapbox, please.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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It's satire; I don't care a whit about US politics, so there is no political intent.
Anyone commenting with political intent will be equally taken the piss out of, so it won't roll.
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Why? It's not about politics, more about vegetables.
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That is the absolutely perfect comment.
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Oh well then, I didn't understand a bean about it! Ideas sprouting like this can be confusing. Lettuce consider it further.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I'm lactose intolerant, so best not take this further.
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I can't stand those bluddy lactoses, either; ccming over here and stealing our jobs!
Send 'em back to Lactvia, I say!
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Yeah, totally agree, take that sh*t somewhere else.
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Dsmned straight!
I'm from Portsmouth; we don' need no steenkin' Lactoses or paediatricians!
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You know what they say, give people beer, and they will have children... or something.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Why?
Somebody got 8-9 upvotes for suggesting a thread get moved to the Soapbox the other day, so expect loads trying the same in the long quest for more upvotes. 
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You're just trying to cause trouble! Take it to the soapbox!
(The little arrow on the left, Guys!)
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That maybe was a valid observation for the last week, but since than Trump had a few public statements (and an other not so public)...so maybe the balance moved...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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