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This one?[^]
"While you're out can you get milk, if they have eggs can you get 6"
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"My software never has bugs. It just develops random features."
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They only sell eggs in 12 and 18 packs where I shop. So does she mean 6 containers of 12 eggs?
Hogan
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Who the heck buys milk in gallons (or sells it that way, come to that)?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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'Mericans  [^]
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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 Correct me if I'm wrong (I'm not) but I'm pretty sure there's a 1000 millifeet in a foot, and 1000 yards in a kiloyard too. The basic units don't become any less arbitrary because you stick a predefined multiplier in front of them when you want something a bit bigger. And surely the farce by which we are now required to fly in the face of all logic and define a kB as literally 1000 bytes just because should prove that beyond all doubt. You can keep your measurements for the functionally innumerate. I'll die happy in the knowledge that throughout my life I was able to calculate in diverse number bases without the slightest trouble as a result of my education in proper units. They don't call them Imperial for nothing, you know!
Now if you don't mind, I have to take the dog for her half mile walk to buy a couple of pints of milk and a quarter pound of mushrooms. I hope they've moved that yard of sand that was blocking the path yesetrday!
Edit: oops, for got the point of this reply. It was the size of the 'portions' that I was referring to, not the units that they were measured in! Though, you probably got the latter point already! 
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Perhaps the person was using the more sensible metric system and didn't know how much a gallon was? 
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: Am I missing something?
Yes. The "While you're out".
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There was a While loop!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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... man up and stop making such a fuzz about buying groceries
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Ok, bagging it up.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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peterchen wrote: stop making such a fuzz about buying groceries
Don't tell me that those bluddy daft Americans have take their spelling reform to an even more ridiculous level!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"bloody"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Take this man out and shoot him.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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FINE, let me just get my camera 
*Click*
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Pic or it didn't happen!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Here[⌂]. As requested 
»»» <small>Loading Signature</small> «««
· · · <small>Please Wait</small> · · ·
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When was the last time you looked in your fridge? Still think it shouldn't be fuzz?
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Fuzz? None in my fridge. It doesn't grow on beer bottles.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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"fuss"
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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So I'm in the supermarket and there's this really scruffy, geeky looking guy wandering between aisles muttering about milk and eggs. His trolley is full and he looks distressed - like someone asked him to get something contingent upon an unrealizable condition and he's deadlocked... 
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No, he must be lost.
The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
~! Firewall !~
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Six gallons of milk in a basket, perchance? 
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Can't you step in and give him a break;??? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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This will be the final/last Thought of the Weak until the next one.
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