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Your post is close to Steve Irwin's heart
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What an an oafish pun!
Life is too shor
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Well, I'm hooked on this humor.
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So that salt you can come up with today, chum?
We all shore hope this eel tide you over for a while.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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He may be in need of some kelp.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That urchin would never accept it without some crabby remark.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Possibly, but we should give him time to mullet over.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I'm just replying for the halibut.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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I should have seen this tuna.
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Please squid this nonsense now! 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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seaweed's your problem. Always sponging our fun away.
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Jesse Glover wrote: Always sponging our fun away.
Indeed, indeed. It's always disheartening to sea anemone of fun!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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We can crawdad back into these fishy puns without the naysayers.
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Warning : video may be traumatic to some people, no gore though.
The victim was jay walking, but that car was speeding big time. At least 2 x the speed limit for that street. Apparently, the driver was under-age as well.
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Well that's gonna leave a mark.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Nish Nishant wrote: Victim did not survive.
Ok, not sure why you saw the need to post it here, did you know him?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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It was all over India media sources the last 2 days, and that video was somehow quite impactful. Since I don't use Twitter, Facebook, or Instagram, this is the closest thing I have to a social media presence, so I thought I'd post it here.
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I suppose it happens everywhere, in Chicago, we have all sorts of videos (just google 'Laquan McDonald shooting'). Unfortunately, I'm so desensitized at this point that very little fazes me.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Yeah, I have seen multiple similar videos here, but this is my first time seeing something from India, did not even know they had CCTVs on streets these days.
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Interestingly, that Indian CCTV footage seems to be of a far better quality than typical CCTV footage we get here where the resolution seems to be 100x80/4-bit color or something like that.
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Agreed, it's an unexpectedly sharp image.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That's because the support team is just around the corner.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Probably because the typical footage is from an analog system that's been looping to the same VHS tape for the last 30 years. 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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So basically, we just watched someone die. This is terrifying.
A somehow similar video made it to social media in France about one year ago, recorder from the helmet GoPro of a biker that hit a car which turned left without indicator. It is even more terrifying than the one above - to me - since the accident and the hit is from the dead's people point of view, so you're under the impression that it happens to you.
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