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The fantasies you evoke go to prove my point.
Or are you, for some reason, ashamed of being referred to as a Sinophile (extreme or otherwise)?
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Cleverer than your normal responses, but still inadequate.
But at least you're learning. That's something.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Mark_Wallace wrote: Because China is where they are all made.
True, but it takes me 2 months to get a product when I order it directly, if it ever comes at all.
Markup isn't all that bad considering. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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It's the same product, whether you pay the mark-up or not.
Plus, you're likely to get old stock, with all the problems inherent in that, because you're getting it from someone who bought a hundred a year ago.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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1: Put it on a servo moters to automatically point with laser
2: when it reads at laser the warm cat, point it again
3: cat has all day exercise
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Ingenius!  I must implement this immediately. 
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I've had a similar one for a couple of years, and they are damn handy - I thought the fridge was acting up and a couple of quick points over a whole day confirmed the temp control had basically given up any pretense of consistency! So I could get a new one before it became a more serious problem.
I use it for cooking, baking, checking if I'm going to have to scrape the car, and just about everything else (except for internal bodily temperatures). Useful.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: checking if I'm going to have to scrape the car
Wait! Can you point it out the window at the car and get the temp of the car from inside the house?
Surely you can't. but that would be so cool. 
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No, it's about 200m away, and not visible from the house. But I can point out at the greenhouse about 10m or so away and read that. Works out about the same.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Did you miss the first word?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I wanted 200m away so bad I was blinded.
Okay, at least I get 10m, right?
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Yeah, but...
The laser shows the centre of a "cone" of monitoring, so it's accurate at short distances but "averages" temperatures over longer ones. The laser doesn't have anything took do with the actual temperature monitoring, it just provides a visual indicator of the target.
So at a foot you can get a circle of an inch of so, but at 10m? The circle will be quite wide.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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As the specs point out, and admirably don't try to hide, there's a 16:1 ratio of distance:measure-spot.
I don't know it's actual operations, but the lasers are only for targeting. It's almost certainly measuring IR emissions from the target area. The columnating optics just aren't the greatest. If you did have your 200m reach (in a sense you do if it is IR radiance) then the spot size would be 12.5m - a bit bigger than your car (I think?) and you'd be averaging in a mass amount of background emissions. The note that it "averages" is just a nice way of spinning of that it's not a pinpoint measurement. For my windows, I stood close.
They also give a little chart about emissivity for various materials. That would take into account the black-body characteristics of the materials. My version just said it's not accurate on certain types of materials. Remember: it's IR not visible light that it's measuring. Your view of the color (glass) and it's perspective will only occasional coincide.
Since you're rolling in cash, you could get an IR imaging system so you can get a 2D view of an area. Particular good for knowing if your woman's 'really in the mood'.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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You can get out and start pointing it cars that drive by and see if they slow down.
it ain’t broke, it doesn’t have enough features yet.
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Be great in a bar. You could use it to see who might be interested in a little....chat. Save time, embarrassment, and expense.
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Fillet of pork with chanterelle sauce (one pound of chanterelles!) with a bottle of Chablis and another bottle of Amarone.
My wife should have her birthday more often. 
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Roasted chicken with mushroom in a cream sauce with green peas with a glass of water (at work)!
I'd skip the Amarone, and use a Meursault instead (but that's just me).
I'd rather be phishing!
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Maximilien wrote: Roasted chicken with mushroom in a cream sauce
 I can do without the green peas though, the rest of that sentence sounds mega-delicious. 
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Just a matter of taste.
There are some really great Bourgognes out there, but I have never tried a Meursault yet.
The place that's often overrated is Bordeaux.
My current favourite for affordable wines is Valdepeñas.
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Jörgen Andersson wrote:
My father in law does the marinade and I do the grilling. Always comes out nice.
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Your fil has the tougher job. 
Grill season hasn't really started yet here, you know seasons and stuff at the 58th latitude. Spring is basically starting just now.
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We've nearly finished out penny buns (porcini), and it's months and months until we can go out looking for more 
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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2006 was an amazing year for Porcini, we picked the whole trunk of the car full. So ok it wasn't the biggest car, but still last for quite a while
And my wife is of the kind that can make a meal out of just mushrooms and butter!
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