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Sounds like the "A" in DBA in this case stood for "apprentice".
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Thank you! The dba in question is in fact a 'fresher'. They taught her in school that sql server authentication is evil. The irony is that the tech doing the installs saved the domain account credentials out on the network in a text file since there was no way he was going to be able to remember the 20+ character gibberish password for future installs.  I've submitted my apologies and recommendations to all parties involved, including her boss. If we can't reach an understanding, I can always demote the customer to Access! 
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Yes, why her? 
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Whose?
Just pick a name from a hat, a fish from a barrel, whatever.
We could have a "You've Been Banned!" lottery!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Don't bother. He's gone.
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: . He's gone.
But in my heart he lives on.
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They're not gone while you remember them. ![Rose | [Rose]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/rose.gif)
Who was he again?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Suresh7 - He was only here for 15 days, but I wouldn't swap them for anything.
Always in our hearts - just wish he had took time to think it through before ending it so hastily.
The best always go first.
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He was....
Da-Da-DUMMMM!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Aren't we all trolls that pass in the night? 
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Some of us are trolls, and some of us are goats.
Only a special few get to be the bridge. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Speak for yourself.
Some of us are [something that sounds largely like "ships"]!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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PompeyThree wrote: But in my heart he lives on.
Why do I hear a Celine Dion song in this comment. Hmm. 
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Because you have terrible taste in films and/or music.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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Have a good life!
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Please stay. If you go than I will go also. We'll show them.
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<AOL mode>
[standard reply]
<\AOL mode>
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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You forgot the joke icon.
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Disabled; ask, and ye shall receive, it seems
Suresh7 wrote: This rude and unwelcoming
Not exactly the standard reaction to a new member. So how was it provoked?
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: So how was it provoked?
Simples. He was travelling in France - he got mugged but what I interpret to be immigrants(from middle east or nothern Africa), sdo obviously it's Merkels fault.
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Please forgive me, but I think your assessment of this character is a little naïve. He's been voted a troll for several postings before the one about the mugging, and by several members. Anyway, he's gone now and I wish I could say the same about all trolls in the Lounge!
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Cornelius Henning wrote: , but I think your assessment of this character is a little naïve.
It's your assesment of my stupid sense of humour that is wrong.
Cornelius Henning wrote: Please forgive me,
No problem.
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Like I said above: You forgot the joke icon.
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