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Edible Flowers - How to Make Bacon Roses - YouTube[^]
Mmmmmmmmmm....
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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That is the most brilliant minded thing I have seen all week...so far. 
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You gotta love the cool way which he uses far more bacon than is in a pack and yet still demonstrates the easy reseal with 3 or 4 rashers still in there. If this was a proper ad it would never make it to screen but because it's just a sponsored demonstration they can make up any old bollocks! Don't you just love advertising!
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Instant Ice - Waterbending In Real Life! - YouTube[^]
Just wow.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Very nice - I didn't realize the inside of those bottles could be so flawless (so as not to nucleate freezing).
I've done (not on purpose!) the complimentary deed of super-heating water in a really new glass in a microwave oven. Drop in tea-leave and 'fooosh'. This is probably the (false) proof of urban (and rural) legends about microwaves staying in food and being unhealthy.
Also - did this for real crystallization. Usually containers are used enough to have tiny flaws so that crystallization starts at the point (a point of higher potential energy - don't worry about why). Every once in a while, when the containers are smooth and new, one needs to either drop in as seed (like touching ice to the super-cooled water in video) or try to scratch the inner surface to create a nucleation point. The crystal growth is rapid and often beautiful when you do this (also, because it's quick, it defeats the purpose of crystallization for purification).
+ for you
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It's an old trick - you can even do it with beer to create your own beer slushie, as shown by Mythbusters[^]
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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I've done it with beer myself, though unintentionally. Left one in the freezer a bit too long, but it looked fine when I took it out. Popping the top gave it just enough of a shock to start the crystalization, which descended from the top of the bottle like falling snow.
It looked amazing, but was a total waste of a beer. 
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So they reckon the universe is expanding. And they reckon the rate of expansion is accelerating. This is so wrong! The laws of gravity dictate that the rate of expansion should decrease over time, not increase.
What is powering this increase in expansion rate? It has to be dark energy fuelling the Dark Side of The Force, which is slowly blasting the universe asunder. Humanity is so screwed!  And you think your problems with Windows 10 are important? Get your priorities right, Bubba.
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Cornelius Henning wrote: And they reckon the rate of expansion is accelerating. This is so wrong!
Wrong or not, like it or not, it is an observation.
Cornelius Henning wrote: The laws of gravity dictate that the rate of expansion should decrease over time, not increase.
That is assuming no outside force - something we cannot know for sure. Still, it is nice to have an observation that is not as one expects.
Gravity also has a limited scope, and it might not influence the expanding vacuum very much depending on where most of that mass is.
Cornelius Henning wrote: And you think your problems with Windows 10 are important? Get your priorities right, Bubba.
I don't have any problems with Win10 - I'm running Win7 and Ubuntu 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Eddy Vluggen wrote: Cornelius Henning wrote: And you think your problems with Windows 10 are important? Get your priorities right, Bubba.
I don't have any problems with Win10 - I'm running Win7 and Ubuntu
But at least there's no doubt about your name, huh Bubba? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I should have Googled that name before posting.
Bastard Programmer from Hell
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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Cornelius Henning wrote: What is powering this increase in expansion rate?
Oreo's it make everything else expand.
But they're so good!
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Speaking of Oreos, I just saw this idea[^] on Facebook today. It's genious! Can't wait to try it out! 
Fancy an Oreo? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Boycott those Oreos. The CEO of Nabisco is moving the Oreos plant south of the border, axing all the jobs in Chicago due to her own greed.
Quote: Executives at Mondelēz, the parent company of Nabisco, are planning to fire 600 people in Chicago who make Oreos and other beloved snack food products as Mondelēz moves production to a factory out of the country.
There’s no reason this has to happen. Even though Mondelēz CEO Irene Rosenfeld made more than $21 million in 2014, she still demanded the people who work at its factory in Chicago take a 60 percent pay and benefit cut. But when they didn’t agree, she decided to cut their jobs.
Quote: To add insult to injury, CEO Irene Rosenfeld received a $6 million raise in 2014 but is asking the men and women who make her company run to take life-altering pay and benefits cuts! In fact, she’s been paid over $170 million in compensation over the last eight years. And still, the dedicated employees at the Chicago plant are being told that it’s up to them to save the company money or lose their jobs
Somehow, I think she could save the company a lot more money than the employees would. I hate sociopaths like her.
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Hear! Hear!
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bummer, Dude.
«There is a spectrum, from "clearly desirable behaviour," to "possibly dodgy behavior that still makes some sense," to "clearly undesirable behavior." We try to make the latter into warnings or, better, errors. But stuff that is in the middle category you don’t want to restrict unless there is a clear way to work around it.» Eric Lippert, May 14, 2008
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It seems your collection of drugs is decreasing and your level of intoxication is increasing... 
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Did you miss the "joke" icon?
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You still have to think of it to joke about it...
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Yes, and as a jester I jest made a little jest.
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Only jest...
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Jest about!
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Jest leave it at that, please!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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You're joking!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Of course not, I'm ALWAYS serious, surely you know that?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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