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You don't like your mummy jokes?
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Here is one.
Why is it that Egyptian children never get into accidents?
Because, they stick close to their mummies!
PS. I will get my coat now.
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Sounds like they are nannyfide instead 
I'll get my coat as well 
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No, but they're dead funny!
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Could you repeat that? I couldn't hear for all the coffin.
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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I think you bit off obit more than you can chew.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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That is very cryptic to me.
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<groan> I fear this thread will be the death of me.
/ravi
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You will find that the dead end up in a crypt, but it's not a dead end, more like a dead start.
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What happens dead last though?
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You wind up being a casket-case?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You could always urn the other cheek.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Ugh, I think this morgue than I asked for.
/ravi
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Grim would reap what you sow I guess.
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Now there's a plot I can follow.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
modified 9-May-16 13:45pm.
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I think this thread is a real time killer.
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Agreed, it's leaving a good number of non-productive man-hours in its wake.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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Isn't it funny how a wake can end with a tomb nail?
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It is, and also a little mortifying.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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There is also a lot of dead weight in a casket.
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That's a morbid reality.
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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its funny that all dead men turn dirt(y).
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