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I don't have children, but I don't believe any of them are true either.
But somebody seemed to like it, because somebody upvoted it... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I totally believed the post until you posted your reply. Thanks for debunking it. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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You're welcome. Saves you having to go and do a Madonna
This space for rent
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Pete O'Hanlon wrote: Saves you having to go and do a Madonna
Good thing, I don't think he would have looked good in a cone bra either... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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I wonder how old (or young!) the OP's kids are. I expect his observations are skewed by their age.
/ravi
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I have kids and what I've found is that when asked who your "favourite child" is, you're expected to pick from one of your own.
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LOL 
How about "None of the above?" 
Actually, that sounds quite funny. If I HAD had children, I would secretly have pulled each of them aside, one at a time, and whispered to them: "You're my favourite child", and then sat back with a cold one to watch the show... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 10-May-16 8:07am.
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I have 8 year old daughter and I can say, it doesn't hold true at least in my household.
.jpg wrote: everything is touch screen and mouse is a history to them
She is so great with mspaint and uses mouse effectively
.jpg wrote: Windows is hard for them to use
She uses is with ease at least for what she wants.
.jpg wrote: No need to type, just use google voice recognition to search for what they want
Wrong again, She actually types to search and uses voice search only to show me how stupid it is because It doesn't understand her.
.jpg wrote: damaged TV - since they are so used to touch screen, and would just use the remote control to hit the TV screen when they found that it's not responsive to touch
That's so wrong in all level. She is the boss and uses it effectively. She has patience to type in youtube search via tv remote.
cheers,
Super
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Too much of good is bad,mix some evil in it
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I have no children, so I most certainly cannot comment on the validity of those statements.
However, I will admit to touching laptop monitors to test whether they're touch-screen. Sometimes it's fun to do it to someone else's laptop, even when you know it isn't touch-screen.
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Considering the obvious result of your child-rearing skills, I can heartily suggest sterilization A.S.A.P. For the benefit of the species and all that.
It is also advised that your ask your spawn to embrace negative population growth, as well, lest the genetic material that produced such shining examples of ***** manage to propagate.
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It's funny how many people are taking this as actual claimed facts instead of just your own observations. Some people just love to argue.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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RyanDev wrote: Some people just love to argue.
No we don't!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That didn't take long.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Yes it did.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
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42. Let's see you argue against 42.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Liquid Nitrogen.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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No, but I would have accepted bacon.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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+ for the obvious but absolutely necessary reply.
| "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | | "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert | | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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1. No they are all competent with Windows
2. Yes, but only when they want Siri to rap or ask google something stupid.
3. Also no, if they are too young to use the remote they just ask us to turn over.
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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MONEY HOLE ?
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
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You missed the obvious clue:
http://standrewscitychurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/Pit.jpg
I'm not going to post the solution, because I couldn't be bothered posting tomorrow... (besides, I don't understand the rules of this one either...) 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 10-May-16 8:18am.
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Quote: (besides, I don't understand the rules of this one either...)
Same here. I don't even know the meaning of the acronym "FWOS" 
Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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