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It's just a gimmick gun, and absurd besides. And where you get a holster for it? And we haven't even started talking about the weight - you're looking at five pounds fully loaded...
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
- You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
- When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: you're looking at five pounds fully loaded... And when you're sober?
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant Anonymous
- The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine Winston Churchill, 1944
- I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. Me, all the time
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It certainly does add extra meaning to your sig.
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John Simmons / outlaw programmer wrote: And where you get a holster for it? On the same site as the gun itself.
https://www.slickguns.com/sites/default/files/doublebarrel2.jpg[^]
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him." - James D. Miles
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If I need a gun with dual barrels, I prefer these kinds: 15 inch mark I.
I'm pretty sure they have plenty of stopping power
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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And now?[^]
I am not a number. I am a ... no, wait!
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Don't laugh! :gaffaw:
It's not funny! :gaffaw: :gaffaw:
veni bibi saltavi
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Obviously the gull's name is Donald.
Ravings en masse^ |
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"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein | "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010 |
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Did you notice the quiz on the RHS?
Dropbox - Seagull.jpg[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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That was one hot bird!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Two questions spring to mind:
1) What did they do with the vat of curry after they fished the bird out?
2) If it stained the bird from just a quick dip, just what do their curries do to your insides?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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I received the registration form from the DVLA and it is a carbon copy form; I thought these died 20 years ago. In fact I received two copies, so I can make a copy of a copy being copied.
I am also in possession of the other form. This needs to be signed and stamped. The people who deal with it can only help on Tuesdays and Thursdays. In the morning... :crying:
veni bibi saltavi
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and when the moon is in its third quarter.
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Tuesdays and Thursdays. In the morning...
I am afraid the next condition is within a 10 minutes window...
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No, no - it's 08:00 - 13:30.
By appointment, bookings available via form 118/G(W), and require at least one month's notice.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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THAT'S the bunny. :weeps uncontrollably:
Dear, lovable, beautiful Mrs Wife is going in Tuesday morning to [quote]Sort those [redacted 843 filthy Hungarian words] out and get the forms signed.[/quote]
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: [redacted 843 filthy Hungarian words] I bet I know some of them. [My] Mrs. Wife's great-grandfather was an immigrant from Hungary {insert cautionary tale about offending officers in the cavalry}. He loved teaching his kids to swear in Hungarian, and they passed the tradition down.
Of course, I can't spell them. All the good ones seem to be those 8-consonant-in-a-row words, with anywhere from three to seven accent marks per word .
Software Zen: delete this;
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TBH after 20 years, I'm getting the hang of Hungarian and its spelling. At least every letter is pronounced the same way every time except in a few archaic words. It'd just a case of learning your 44 letters...
veni bibi saltavi
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Can you hear them?
"Failure to plan on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part."
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What form ?
We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP
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With the start of the Euro 2016 tournament, European Wendyball Cup for the Mercans, the French have discovered that their mascot's name "Super Victor" has previously been used for another product. A product that they probably don't want to be associated with. A product that I cannot mention in a KSS environment. But do feel free to google the mascot's name along with maybe the word adult
veni bibi saltavi
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Said Mr Big Willy : )
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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