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Richard Deeming wrote: Oh, and if you could see your way clear to not electing an idiot or a criminal to a position where they could destroy the world with the press of a button, that would be nice. Thanks.
Look at the bright side, at least we have Windows 10.
Jeremy Falcon
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Ah, OK then. 
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Richard Deeming wrote: stop US Politics from vomiting all over our news channels
I don't think that's the worst thing US politics does to the world.
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Jeremy Falcon
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Soapbox. 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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let's just not dig deep into politics and it should be fine 
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No mention of Jill Stein or Gary Johnson? sheesh!
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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I only knew "chuck norris" 
Damn! he should be in the list.
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If Chuck was in the running, there would be no contest. As a matter of fact, that would be one awesome movie!
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Absolutely!
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Chuck Norris doesn't run for president, the president runs for Chuck Norris.
As a matter of fact Chuck Norris never runs!
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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Kamen Nik wrote: As a matter of fact Chuck Norris never runs!
Chuck Norris doesn't even need to move. He just threatens the planet which obligingly rotates to present him the location he desires.
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That's one Deep Impact! 
When you are dead, you won't even know that you are dead. It's a pain only felt by others.
Same thing when you are stupid.
modified 19-Nov-21 21:01pm.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero!
modified 20-Oct-19 21:02pm.
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And Bart Simpson multiply by zero 
M.D.V. 
If something has a solution... Why do we have to worry about?. If it has no solution... For what reason do we have to worry about?
Help me to understand what I'm saying, and I'll explain it better to you
Rating helpful answers is nice, but saying thanks can be even nicer.
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Homer can do both 
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Is the back door of a cafeteria called a bacteria?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Only in ptomaine ptraps. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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No, that would be the kitchen... 
Hope you didn't get this idea from JSOP's Soapbox post the other day? 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Considering the well known side-effects of coffee I'd say it's called restrooms.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Bean there already.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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What's their best selling dish, Petri?
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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You've just given me a germ of an idea.
/ravi
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Great, don't go too fast though, just take one strep at a time.
"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
"Facebook is where you tell lies to your friends. Twitter is where you tell the truth to strangers." - chriselst
"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle
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