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Kick-Ass[^]
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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The one legged Paralympic ass kicking challenge
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The Contortionist[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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The Asslete
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Chuck Norris
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Hmmm. That's like a zen koan: Could Chuck Norris kick Chuck Norris' ass?
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Typical - now we even have to pay air force pilots to sleep on the job! As if it wasn't enough that we've been paying commercial airline pilots for that (plus being drunk on the job) for decades... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
modified 22-Sep-16 5:11am.
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Hey, at least he wasn't fooling around with the stewardesses...
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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True - Just for that reason, I would select a private airline over a governmental institution any day if I were a pilot. There, you can talk about "to serve and protect" 
"Take the stick while I finish my beer, will you?" 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Last night I coded a little "Hello, Ubuntu" console app, using VS Code, and compiled and ran it, all only on Ubuntu. Went without a hitch, installed .NET Core and VS Code in about 5 minutes. Worked first time.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. - Liber AL vel Legis 1:40, Aleister Crowley
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Now, the really nice thing is that you can ran that exact code (without recompiling it even) on any OS that has .NET Core - Windows, iOS, other Linux...
(I had an article about it two months earlier)
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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You can even pull a trick to compile it with .NET included, so the host OS needs no (probably very little) setup before running your app. Self-contained .NET Core Applications[^]
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. - Liber AL vel Legis 1:40, Aleister Crowley
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Yes, but in that case you have different builds for each platform, as .NET Core is platform dependent...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Which software did you install on Ubuntu?
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.NET Core (for Ubuntu), and the new VS Code editor.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. - Liber AL vel Legis 1:40, Aleister Crowley
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OK, thats interesting, why is MSFT releasing for free a product for Ubuntu?
This is all kind of funny really, Microsoft got slapped on the wrist for changing the Java standard ( to J++) and got told to remove it, and all references to Java, from their products, and then came up with .Net (which is just Microsofts JVM that handles Microsofts p-code), renamd J++ to C#, and now they port it all to Linux.
They dont give up do they!
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It's also ported to Apple, and is all open source.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. - Liber AL vel Legis 1:40, Aleister Crowley
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When I can do WPF apps on Linux, I will become interested.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
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Yes, that very thought did slightly cloud my happiness at doing the console app so easily, but I don't doubt it will happen some time.
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law. - Liber AL vel Legis 1:40, Aleister Crowley
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Cops: Immigrant hit robber with car in bank parking lot[^]
- Portuguese immigrant gets mugged at ATM
- He flees in his car (wife/child with him)
- Comes back later hoping to at least recover his debit card
- Thief still there, makes attempt to mug him (thinking it's a different guy)
- Guy drives his Chevy Cobalt into thief
- Retrieves his debit card/cash and leaves the scene
- Surveillance cameras corroborated his story
The attacker, a 49-year-old man, suffered severe head wounds, and will be hospitalized for at least a week, Rosenbaum said. He will be charged with robbery after he's discharged.
LOL, that is awesome 
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Such a refreshing news!
As the old English proverb says: those who is't rob at an atm shalt beest ramm'd by a station-wagon*
*Totally made up.
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Here in Italy he (the robbed man) would be sued for aggravated armed assault, attempted murder, aggravated lesions. He would have to pay hundreds of thousands of euros to the thief... who would probably end up with a few weeks in jail and then domestic arrests.
I'm not happy with our justice system, at all.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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