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Mind bleach - STAT!
veni bibi saltavi
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That is hilarious. 
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 Much better than the unedited version! Thanks!
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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I guess I had an alternate audio stream, 'cuz that's not what I remember hearing.
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This seems to be the original one. What you heard was the alternate of this.
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You're probably right. This was a lot more entertaining.
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Better than their earlier foray into country music[^]
veni bibi saltavi
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Is a sleeping dinosaur a Velocinapter?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Is a dinosaur steak a T-Bone-Rex?
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Terrible, this rex my morning. Why don't you try-ceratops a little harder next time?
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I think it's a dino-snore!
Regards,
Palash
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Absolutely beautiful, someone not you posted it earlier... A word might be in order...
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glennPattonWorking wrote: A word might be in order
Two words. "Thank you." 
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Clickety[^] (SFW)
I'm pretty sure that there ought to have been a "Maybe" or "I dunno Ollie" option on this one! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Maybe would be a good option indeed! 
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Some people have been clinically dead for a few minutes before coming back to life.
This is for them.
Undead people's lives matter!
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When I get the "we understand you've been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault" calls, I now always say "Yes I have" and you can hear the delight in their voices as they pass me on to their call centre in India. They usually then say something like "We think you can claim £3000 for your injuries". I then say I think that's a bit low considering the seriousness of the incident. "Why - what injuries did you suffer?" they ask. I then tell them that I was seriously decapitated and declared dead at the scene! Always gives me a laugh.
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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In my last life I was James Dean*, so yes, I have.
*Have you ever noticed how people who claim to have lived before were always someone famous? Did anyone ever claim to have been Eric Smith, a farmer from somewhere near Darlington? Probably not, the reincarnationists were all way too busy being Henry VIII at the time.
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In my last life I was PeejayAdams, so yes, I have.
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What, you dunno time travelling? It's an anwserable question with both options valid!
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...and I'm already fed up with the italian rudeness. "thanks", "cheers", "good morning", "sorry", "excuse me" become expletives and insults. And everytime someone explains something he does it as if it completely obvious and you're a moron wasting his precious time - even if his job is precisely explaining what you're asking.
Queues become large unorganized graphs and PEOPLE PUSH. For heaven's sake if you push you only SLOW things down, we're not going faster... and the bus won't depart without you on board - usually at least.
Shopkeepers are rude and it looks like you're asking them a favour, beggars try to mug people and may follow for hundreds of meters, if someone offers free stuff you often fears he will grab your arm and start asking money; thid gives us italians a bad reputation abroad because we're often suspicious and "on our toes" so we seem rude while we're used to keep an eye on our belongings everytime a stranger initiates a conversation - it's a very common way to distract a person so that an accomplice may pickpocket the victim.
I was in London by the way.
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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My dear chap, the British know how to que! Have a tea and calm down. 
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