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All these puns are going beyond the pale. Browned off with them, I am.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I can't beer it anymore.
/ravi
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Perhaps you should bock away from it for a while.
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Cheers, that's a great idea. I'll get onto it after my chores.
veni bibi saltavi
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I'll wine and dine over it
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Yeah, right.
Regards,
Palash
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If a mountain lion breaks in to a jail and eats a prisoner named Ed. Is he considered concatenated?
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:groan: 
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Later, the rogue mountain lion, still dragging the remains of Ed, is refused permission to board a flight when the stewardess says 'Sorry, no carryons'.
"Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse
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Sounds like a cat-tastrophe.
Just because the code works, it doesn't mean that it is good code.
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or an apostrophe
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Clever. +1
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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It wouldn't matter.
They're going to string Ed up before long, anyway.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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if 'he' is referring to Ed I think he has gone in bits and peaces
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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I think he is considered lionizEd
Regards,
Palash
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Are Orcas doing about as Whales can be expected?
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Getting desperate are you?
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I'm having a whale of a time!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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He did this one just for the halibut. There's no reason to be crabby. Unless you're just fishing for responses. Or trying to mussle in on Griff's posts.
I'm done. So I guess I'll make like the ocean and do a lap at the shore.
".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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When you pry the gun from my cold dead hands, be careful - the barrel will be very hot. - JSOP, 2013
modified 12-Oct-16 11:40am.
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Maybe he should clam up.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Oy!Stering again, are we?
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For what porpoise are these jokes? Salman needs to tell you to stop. Wait, Bass am just did.
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Bassam Abdul-Baki wrote: Salman
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Me fail English? That's unpossible!
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No one is going to be baleen you out of this bad joke.
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