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Adventures in Babysitting? 
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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That's the news everyday not a movie, boy!
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"Java Application Server - The Deployment"
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The Making of a President[^]
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Vote recount II
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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...after spending a good amount of time to figure out the problem.
So, I have this web page which posts JSON to the API. Yesterday, the latest API call was not working. I was always receiving null object on the server. There was a DateTime? property in this model. As any normal person would do, I quickly started cursing date and time handling in JavaScript and JSON. Removed it and it still did not work. thought that the JSON was not formed well, but it was.
Only after a while I realized that the BaseModel and the model I was working with both had a property called Number. This was causing deserializer go "f*** it I am not cleaning up your mess. Here, have some of nothing". 
In other news, I saw this error message for first time yesterday and it was amusing.
Quote: The forked VM terminated without properly saying goodbye.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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I don't make mistakes - I just produce undocumented features!
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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It's not just Apple, you know...
Iceland (the country) versus Iceland (the supermarket) in legal battle[^]
TLDR version: Iceland the UK supermarket trademarked "Iceland" EU wide and won't let Iceland the country use it.
Iceland the country is not happy.
The bit I love is the at the end:
So what should @IcelandFoods call itself to avoid any risk of confusion:
A) Chile
B) Greenland
C) Finland
D) Icy McIceface
Please, please - vote for "D"! 
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OriginalGriff wrote: Iceland the UK supermarket trademarked "Iceland" EU wide
And that shows that all those trademarks and patents has nothing to do with safekeeping your property and its value... It is all about paying first for those bureaucrats...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter wrote: Iceland the UK supermarket trademarked "Iceland" EU wide
Makes me wonder, is it still trademarked within the UK after the Brexit?
Would be ironic if Iceland companies could still use 'Iceland' right there, but not abroad... 
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The solution is simple: Iceland (the country) should charter a company called The United Kingdom, and register that trademark in all EU languages.
Then sit back and watch the fur fly...
(Extra points: register all the other EU countries' names in a similar manner.)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I considered registering 'America', but I like your idea, too 
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Name it 'EU', just to see if anyone buys it 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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OriginalGriff wrote: Iceland the UK supermarket trademarked "Iceland" EU wide
Um...how is his possible? You can't trademark something if there's prior use of the mark in commerce. I'm fairly sure Iceland's sold stuff.
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Well, Apple patented "rounded rectangles" and I'm pretty sure they didn't use 'em first either!
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They didn't give specifics in the article but it will be related to food, people will have shops like "Iceland Fish" or whatever, or have products called "Iceland Apples". If Iceland has been trademarked in relation to food products and your product or company could cause confusion then it's a breach of TM. The fact that your country is called Iceland doesn't give you a legal right to "pass off" your goods as being affiliated with an established brand. For example if you had a chicken shop in Kentucky should you be able to call it "KFC" for Kentucky Fried Chicken? I'm sure you'll agree the answer to that is obviously "no", it's the same concept but on a larger scale.
All that being said, they probably will win their case.
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E) Bankrupt
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Is there still time to trademark 'China' and demand a cut for everything 'Made In China' ?
"It was when I found out I could make mistakes that I knew I was on to something."
-Ornette Coleman
"Philosophy is a study that lets us be unhappy more intelligently."
-Anon.
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Trademarks, like patents, should be invalid if there is 'prior knowledge', hence since the country existed long before the supermarket the name cant be registered and the country is free to use it any way it damn well likes.
And no, Greenland is clearly a fruit and veg chain and Finland specialise in fish. 
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Agreed. They could register 'Iceland-Food' or 'Iceland-Super' or 'Iceland-Morons', but not just 'Iceland'. It's about time someone told the patent office there is a land called Iceland out there...
GOTOs are a bit like wire coat hangers: they tend to breed in the darkness, such that where there once were few, eventually there are many, and the program's architecture collapses beneath them. (Fran Poretto)
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Current stats from the Twitter vote
Chile 5%
Greenland 2%
Finland 1%
Icy McIceFace 92%
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.
Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Not sure it is allowed to trademark something that has been around for so long without anyone claiming it.
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