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Should I make a Korea out of comedy?
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OfCorsica you should.
I'd rather be phishing!
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UK by me.
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Why not Eyerish?
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Might as well - remember, Crimea doesn't pay.
Hope I'm not Putin too fine a point on it there...
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Only if you are OK with being Hungary all the time.
“Thinking is the hardest work there is …”
modified 21-Nov-20 21:01pm.
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I'm Russian to the kitchen to Czech the fridge right now!
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Careful you don't slip on the Greece, Italya.
/ravi
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Are Icheon to do comedy?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Just don't give up your Daytona job.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I thought they had at least three inertial management units on these babies, and compared results before making key landing decisions?
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Defect rejected: Unable to reproduce on local machine.
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Obligatory XKCD[^]
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Tomaž Štih wrote: I thought
They didn't.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Hi All,
Well interview done, I almost fell off my chair when they apologised for keeping me waiting. They were running late, so they kept me waiting a whole 5 mins !
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Go well?
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Glenn Patton wrote: InThePubAGAIN
Seems like a case of win-win!
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Please note my name has not changed.
However I intend to be once I donot have to travel at speed!
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Yes, I think so, I had more experience of design and debugging embedded systems. They were after pure test.
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As something a little different we've launched a coding challenge of the week. A weekly simple programming problem that should take no more than half an hour or so, with the best answer winning a CodeProject T-shirt.
The first challenge is up, and it's culled directly from a problem we faced internally: Coding challenge: bad word filter[^]
If anyone has any small programming challenges they'd like to submit for the next challenge please send them to me (chris@codeproject.com).
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Quote: Use any language in your answer except profanity.
Does that mean I can or can't use Brainf*ck[^]?
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I almost started a stopwatch to see how long it would take for that comment 
cheers
Chris Maunder
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Does that mean I won a T-shirt for posting first? 
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Easy!
if(str.length() == 4)
{
str = "elephant";
}
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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