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The Kings speach
In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.
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Sherlock snatches Madonna
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The Moneypit !
Rules for the FOSW ![ ^]
if(this.signature != "")
{
MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}
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Clinton Cash.
By-the-way, I for one will miss the MQOTD. May your new frontiers prove interesting. Thank you for your work.
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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The Blues Brothers - Elwood's soliloquy
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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Never put boiling water and a tea bag in an insulated bottle. It takes ages for it to cool down to safe drinking temperature.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Corollary: your insulated bottle works properly. 
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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 You just spoilt the lesson.
Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.
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Question: 12
When you put boiling water and a tea bag in an insulated bottle:
A. It freezes.
B. It remains hot.
C. It explodes.
D. None of these.
E. All of these.
Tick one only
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I've done B, C and D.
A. Freezes? Maybe in Canada? (I'm told A + C happens to beer left outside the fridge)
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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I've had a thermos flask implode on me once. I half-filled a flask with very hot coffee. This heated the air above it, and the increase in air pressure was enough to break the glass lining, causing the vacuum to implode.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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You don't think thermal stress may have cracked the glass?
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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That is a possibility. But I would expect the glass to have been designed to survive boiling water.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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E. All of these.
All of them.
Including D. None of these.
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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lw@zi wrote: It takes ages for it to cool down to safe drinking temperature.
And when it does cool down, it's vacuum sealed, so you can't open it!
Marc
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lw@zi wrote: insulated bottle
Yep, that's the point.
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I just had this conversation with a cold caller.
Phone rings and I answer
Caller : Hi I'm calling from the Accident blah blah blah.
Me: Fine, but first I'll need to identify you.
Caller: Emm.. OK
Me: Could I have your full name please.
Caller: "Some name"
Me: And your date of birth?
Caller: "..../1993"
Me: And what is the secret password?
Caller: What password?
Me:The password to speak to me.
Caller: I don't have a password.
Me: Then I won't be able to continue this conversation.
Caller: String of expletives.
Phone hangs up.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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So, that was YOU I was talking to! 
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You joined CP at the age of 11 and at 23 you are working in a call centre. There is a lesson in that.
Peter Wasser
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
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I actually think that's brilliant. Sometimes I sort of feel sorry for the telemarketers.
sometimes
The other day, I got a call from a very nice sounding young lady - perky, you could almost see her shiny smile and curls... then I realized I was talking to a computer.
Charlie Gilley
<italic>Stuck in a dysfunctional matrix from which I must escape...
"Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783
“They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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