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Hah, that kangaroo didn't even know what to do afterwards. It just stood there stunned. 
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Yeah it was thinking, did this punk just punch me in the face? 
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Probably it thought "woah this is a badass, if I hit him again I'm in for a lot of trouble!". Actually it often works with animals, either they are trying to prey on you - in that case you're elephanted - or after you seriusly hit them they don't pursue. Even most guard dogs can be put into submission this way, that's why there are packs of guard dogs where needed.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Or deciding if he wanted to gut him with with a kick to the stomach?
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Yah walking away probably saved him a very nasty scratch that would probably needed stitches or surgery.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Indeed, that was one big boomer I wouldn't want to be boxing with. 
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That's awesome!
#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Let's just hope the green meanies don't try to have him arrested for it.
(Oh, and the "onlyinaustralia" seems a little... unnecessary)
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Is Pi female? It’s irrational and goes on, and on, and on…
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Did you mention round figures?
... such stuff as dreams are made on
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Would I dare? 
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There's an old saying, with several variations: generally speaking, women with full figures live longer than the men who comment on them.
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Real functions have curves.
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Adding my two cents:
Another Sine of the Times to divide people into different denominators.
Can we not transcend-and-tell this problem solvers we've reached our limit and enough-is-enough?
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Sigh, this argument will go in circles forever
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the "Any" key may be continuate
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Boy, that's a tau one.
(Pronounce it the Greek way, and it makes more sense.)
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill
America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde
Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Pi is irrational and transcendental. So is God. Does that mean that Pi is God?
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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Thou art God.
- Valentine Michael Smith
Software Zen: delete this;
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Much as I'd like to claim the title, I can't. My wife is the one who must be obeyed; I'm just the stranger in a strange land. 
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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This wisecrack blasted me away, I was caught in the radius.
DURA LEX, SED LEX
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
When I was six, there were no ones and zeroes - only zeroes. And not all of them worked. -- Ravi Bhavnani
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Hopefully the circumfence caught you.
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