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Forogar 9-Dec-16 5:37

Forogar

9-Dec-16 5:37

I can't imagine you'll get any of those unless Santa is real... please, please let him be real!

If so, can I get a ride in your Tardis?

- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

R. Giskard Reventlov9-Dec-16 6:01

9-Dec-16 6:01

Forogar wrote:
If so, can I get a ride in your Tardis?

I told you next Tuesday that I'd pick you up last Thursday and you weren't there!

W∴ Balboos, GHB9-Dec-16 5:43

9-Dec-16 5:43

Few (if any) of the items on my wish list fall in under the KSS category.

Ravings en masse^
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

R. Giskard Reventlov9-Dec-16 6:01

9-Dec-16 6:01

Good luck with that!

OriginalGriff9-Dec-16 6:08

9-Dec-16 6:08

This www.codeproject.com page can’t be found

No webpage was found for the web address: https://www.codeproject.com/script/Membership/Uploads/46383/Untitled.png

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

R. Giskard Reventlov9-Dec-16 7:50

9-Dec-16 7:50

Odd. Seems to be a bit flaky! Wait, it's gone! How bizarre!

Here is what I asked for:

REI gift card
Time machine - prefer TARDIS
Phased plasma cannon in the 40 watt range
Working Starship with warp drive

OriginalGriff9-Dec-16 8:02

9-Dec-16 8:02

That's a pretty weedy plasma cannon - you sure it wasn't 40 Gigawatt you wanted?
40 watt is the JML / Lidl / Walmart Black Friday of plasma cannons.
And isn't the Tardis usually full of hidden daleks?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

R. Giskard Reventlov9-Dec-16 9:15

9-Dec-16 9:15

OriginalGriff wrote:
That's a pretty weedy plasma cannon

If it was good enough for the Terminator...

Thought of the day

OriginalGriff9-Dec-16 4:57

9-Dec-16 4:57

Never go clubbing in a new car: the warrantee is void if the seal is broken.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

CDP18029-Dec-16 5:02

CDP1802

9-Dec-16 5:02

That would not get my squeal of approval.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

littleGreenDude9-Dec-16 5:12

littleGreenDude

9-Dec-16 5:12

PETA called. They won't this TOTD retracted. It doesn't meet their seal of approval.

CDP18029-Dec-16 5:17

CDP1802

9-Dec-16 5:17

Squeal of approval, if anything.

jeron19-Dec-16 5:17

jeron1

9-Dec-16 5:17

Folks harp about that all the time.

"the debugger doesn't tell me anything because this code compiles just fine" - random QA comment
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"I don't drink any more... then again, I don't drink any less." - Mike Mullikins uncle

APOD

R. Giskard Reventlov9-Dec-16 4:46

Not the "Original" Thought of the Day

9-Dec-16 4:46

APOD: 2016 December 9 - IC 4628: The Prawn Nebula[^]

a) does look kinda like a prawn, I suppose, if you look through one eye and squint a bit.
b) the name makes me laugh. No idea why, it just does.

Re: APOD

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan10-Dec-16 11:06

Afzaal Ahmad Zeeshan

10-Dec-16 11:06

If you keep both eyes open; looks like a goat. Pink goat. Laugh | :laugh:

The sh*t I complain about
It's like there ain't a cloud in the sky and it's raining out - Eminem
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W∴ Balboos, GHB9-Dec-16 3:59

9-Dec-16 3:59

If one is served Ziti when they ordered Rotini, can those noodles be considered an im-pasta ?

Ravings en masse^
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

Johnny J.9-Dec-16 4:22

Johnny J.

9-Dec-16 4:22

Impasta[^] Roll eyes | :rolleyes:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

W∴ Balboos, GHB9-Dec-16 4:30

9-Dec-16 4:30

Actually, if it doesn't move around the box under its own power I'm pretty tolerant.

Ravings en masse^
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

CDP18029-Dec-16 4:36

CDP1802

9-Dec-16 4:36

So you are not a fundamentalist Pastafari?

W∴ Balboos, GHB9-Dec-16 4:38

Why Isn't There a Python Section?

9-Dec-16 4:38

Orzo one might think. The though did arise, but it pastina few minutes.

Ravings en masse^
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

BeemerWT9-Dec-16 3:50

BeemerWT

9-Dec-16 3:50

When it comes to programming languages, Python is one of the most structured, standardized languages nowadays. I see Java, C#, C++, C and everything like it, but I don't see Python. Why don't we have a Python section on this site? I would love to post articles about it, particularly an article I've been working on about why Python is a superior language.

Re: Why Isn't There a Python Section?

Mark Parity9-Dec-16 3:52

Mark Parity

9-Dec-16 3:52

We hate snakes!

Re: Why Isn't There a Python Section?

OriginalGriff9-Dec-16 4:03