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CDP180211-Dec-16 22:44

CDP1802

11-Dec-16 22:44

Not a movie, it's bitter reality in Q&A.

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

OriginalGriff11-Dec-16 22:47

11-Dec-16 22:47

Not witty, but: The Patti Smith Story?

(Amazing woman, still going strong, even at nearly 70)

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Midi_Mick11-Dec-16 23:16

Midi_Mick

11-Dec-16 23:16

Agreed - even with forgetting the lyric, she was brilliant at the Nobel presentation for Bob Dylan. The emotion just killed it!

Cheers,

Mick
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It doesn't matter how often or hard you fall on your arse, eventually you'll roll over and land on your feet.

Herman<T>.Instance11-Dec-16 23:46

Herman<T>.Instance

11-Dec-16 23:46

Slammed Poets Society

In Word you can only store 2 bytes. That is why I use Writer.

HobbyProggy11-Dec-16 23:51

HobbyProggy

11-Dec-16 23:51

DAFQ did i just read? D'Oh! | :doh:

Rules for the FOSW ![^]

if(this.signature != "")
{
    MessageBox.Show("This is my signature: " + Environment.NewLine + signature);
}
else
{
    MessageBox.Show("404-Signature not found");
}

CCC OTD 2016-12-12 - Unsolved.

Johnny J.12-Dec-16 0:32

Johnny J.

12-Dec-16 0:32

I believe that that movie is still in production:

Absynthia[^]!!! D'Oh! | :doh:

Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time

OriginalGriff11-Dec-16 22:01

11-Dec-16 22:01

With a drug free centre we were attracted to the negative, but Oh! How we sparkled! (11)

[edit]I made no speelling mistake! No, not me. Nothing to see here, move along, move along... :InnocentWhistleSmiley:[/edit]

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modified 12-Dec-16 8:03am.

PeejayAdams11-Dec-16 23:15

PeejayAdams

11-Dec-16 23:15

Utterly flummoxed.

Is it significant that "center" is spelled that way?

Slogans aren't solutions.

OriginalGriff11-Dec-16 23:25

11-Dec-16 23:25

PeejayAdams wrote:
Is it significant that "center" is spelled that way?

What way? I see no accidental spelling mistake... Blush | :O

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PeejayAdams11-Dec-16 23:37

PeejayAdams

11-Dec-16 23:37

Too much time with Microsoft, methinks. I see "center" so often in XAML and whatever that it's started to look like the normal spelling.

Slogans aren't solutions.

OriginalGriff12-Dec-16 0:16

12-Dec-16 0:16

I know the feeling - I get the same problem with "Colour" and "Color" ... Sigh | :sigh:

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Duncan Edwards Jones12-Dec-16 0:00

Duncan Edwards Jones

12-Dec-16 0:00

i _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ o n s

hmm - nope, I have Confused | :confused:

nowt.

OriginalGriff12-Dec-16 0:17

12-Dec-16 0:17

You are in part, closer than you know.
And also further away! Laugh | :laugh:

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Pete O'Hanlon12-Dec-16 0:41

12-Dec-16 0:41

What a scintillating clue.

This space for rent

OriginalGriff12-Dec-16 0:48

12-Dec-16 0:48

I'm glad you like it.
It's not "scintillating" though.

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Pete O'Hanlon12-Dec-16 1:10

12-Dec-16 1:10

No, it's not but I bet I've thrown people off the scent.

This space for rent

OriginalGriff12-Dec-16 1:21

12-Dec-16 1:21

Damnit! That could mean I end up doing it again tomorrow. Unsure | :~

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PeejayAdams12-Dec-16 0:49

PeejayAdams

12-Dec-16 0:49

Decorations?

Depot - pot, ions, er, stuff in between that ...

Slogans aren't solutions.

OriginalGriff12-Dec-16 0:51

Re: CCC OTD 2016-12-12 - Unsolved.

12-Dec-16 0:51

Alas, not so.

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Mel Padden12-Dec-16 2:11

Mel Padden

12-Dec-16 2:11

Is it anything to do with ions?

"This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain to me again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes"

Re: CCC OTD 2016-12-12 - Unsolved.

OriginalGriff12-Dec-16 2:29

Stunning visuals & utility

12-Dec-16 2:29

A specific ion type is part of it, yes - see above, where Roo Walker gives the explanation.

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Eytukan11-Dec-16 20:13

Eytukan

11-Dec-16 20:13

Windytv / Windyty, wind map & forecast[^]

Any idea how they do these animations? HTML5 can do all these?

Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

Re: Stunning visuals & utility

Pete O'Hanlon11-Dec-16 20:28

Re: Stunning visuals & utility

11-Dec-16 20:28

HTML5 can do all of those - with relative ease. Heck, you can do WebGL nowadays so this is fairly straightforward (it was possible to do something like this in older HTML with a lot of JavaScript (I've done it).

This space for rent

Eytukan12-Dec-16 4:15

Eytukan

12-Dec-16 4:15

fascinating!

Starting to think people post kid pics in their profiles because that was the last time they were cute - Jeremy.

Re: Stunning visuals & utility

Pete O'Hanlon12-Dec-16 4:19