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We don't leesen to no steenken ferner from Singapore.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Perhaps they're doing things as well as they can already.. great to know your government has such a good grip on things..
You'd have thought they would have recommended pay rises and bonuses all round for such great work.. that's usually a given 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: After 2 years work, no recommendations.
Ours would have actively made the situation worse. That's just how we roll.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
- Benjamin Disraeli
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I believe this is related to Agile Development.
They were setting up a way to test their recommendations and then they'd come up with some.
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Well - have you ever heard a Scotsman, or Welshman - or (shudder) someone from the Southern USA?
Those examples should explain quite well as to why the simian brethren decided it best to remain silent and be considered "dumb" rather then speak and remove all doubt.
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For me, the worst English speaking accent is the Belfast accent. Or a Brooklyn accent - whydotheyspeaksofast??? 
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: Or a Brooklyn accent - whydotheyspeaksofast???
Well - actually, there actually several parts to the answer to your question:
1) That Brooklyn accent is only for the movies
2) The closest to that accent is currently spoken in Eastern New Jersy
3) Mainly, you just need to learn to listen faster.
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W∴ Balboos wrote: have you ever heard ... (shudder) someone from the Southern USA?
Considering I'm from there... yes I have.
W∴ Balboos wrote: Those examples should explain quite well as to why the simian brethren decided it best to remain silent and be considered "dumb" rather then speak and remove all doubt.
Maybe, be we can cook. And when we get drunk, we get laid. So there. 
Jeremy Falcon
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: And when we get drunk, we get laid.
Voluntarily? 
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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Jeremy Falcon wrote: And when we get drunk, we get laid.
Although anything's possible after you pass out, it's probably just an "in your dreams"*
* Assuming you don't raise sheep.
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Wandered through QA lately?
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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maybe she was wrong to talk
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Most talking monkeys I have met wore a suit and had a pointy hairdo.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Humans are only the fourth most intelligent creature on Earth; the white mice, the dolphins, and the monkeys are all ahead of us.
Humans consider themselves more intelligent than monkeys or dolphins, because we have wars, built New York, etc., while they just muck about having a good time. Monkeys and dolphins consider themselves more intelligent, and for the exact same reasons.
(With apologies to Douglas Adams)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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There's that old saying that "if you get an infinite number of monkeys with an infinite number of typewriters, eventually one of them will produce the entire works of Shakespeare".
Well we don't have an infinite number of either, so we have to make do with the internet
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.
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A co-worker is retiring; today is his last day on site.
While cleaning out his desk, he found some dried mango slices - best before date November 2000.
It looked like something from a 'Cheech and Chong' skit from the '70s.
Looks like....
Smells like...
Feels like...
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I'd change the labeling to make it look more recent and mail it to him as a going away gift.
Jeremy Falcon
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We have all had a hearty laugh; well, all of those that are old enough to understand. Some of the younger set are looking at us wondering what is so funny.
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nothing is funny and there was only a comedy
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Tim Carmichael wrote: Looks like....
Smells like...
Feels like...
Good thing you didn't step in it.
Speed of sound - 1100 ft/sec
Speed of light - 186,000 mi/sec
Speed of stupid - instantaneous.
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I miss cheech and chong. One of the funniest scenes for me, was Cheech and Chong driving down the highway, car full of smoke, and you couldn't see anyone in the car, it was so full of smoke.
Very funny, at least for me.
Brings back memories....of the movie, that is. 
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My favorite line was when the cop, Stacey Keetch stopped them and he said; "...you going to eat that..." pointing to the hot dog.
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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Did they find any papers with those slices? 
New version: WinHeist Version 2.2.2 Beta I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices in my head. He said you don't have a psychiatrist!
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