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26-Dec-16 5:28

Is a crocodile detective an investi-gator?

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lopatir26-Dec-16 5:47

lopatir

26-Dec-16 5:47

Brought tears to my eyes.

Big fat fake tears

Sin tack ear lol
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MacSpudster26-Dec-16 7:03

MacSpudster

26-Dec-16 7:03

Did you get this joke from Croc-a-Dial?

Daniel Pfeffer26-Dec-16 9:04

Daniel Pfeffer

26-Dec-16 9:04

Sounds like a crock to me!

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill

SirWernich26-Dec-16 19:51

SirWernich

26-Dec-16 19:51

if i said that i did not literally lol ("literally" as it's actual meaning says, not the way those millenial whippersnappers use it), then i'd be lying.

W∴ Balboos, GHB27-Dec-16 0:30

W∴ Balboos, GHB

27-Dec-16 0:30

To tell the sleuth, I don't know. Perhaps there's a Chan's if I go Holmes and think it over.

Ravings en masse^
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

What was deleted

Ger Hayden26-Dec-16 4:36

Ger Hayden

26-Dec-16 4:36

Sean has placed a status "deleted" https://www.codeproject.com/Questions/1159869/So-what-was-the-located-assembly.

Was it my message or a comment by a third party that got a status deleted?

Ger

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter26-Dec-16 4:41

Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter

26-Dec-16 4:41

The question. Including any comments or solutions...

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

OriginalGriff26-Dec-16 4:43

26-Dec-16 4:43

You'd have to ask him: @Sean-Ewington will summon him...

(And I hope you had a Merry Christmas Sean!)

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TheGreatAndPowerfulOz26-Dec-16 10:25

TheGreatAndPowerfulOz

26-Dec-16 10:25

He just didn't like you and has also taken on his Grinch persona...

#SupportHeForShe
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Sean Ewington26-Dec-16 16:35

Sean Ewington

26-Dec-16 16:35

Actually I believe in this case I removed it because there was no answer. If a question gets reported (for whatever reason) and a week has passed by, it is unlikely the question will be answered and we remove it.

Thanks,
Sean Ewington
CodeProject

I was sent this, and ...

OriginalGriff26-Dec-16 3:48

Re: I was sent this, and ...

26-Dec-16 3:48

...well, it made me laugh[^]

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Indivara26-Dec-16 13:13

Indivara

26-Dec-16 13:13

We have all seen the status cats so this is for dog people

HTTP Status Dogs[^]

Re: I was sent this, and ...

Basildane28-Dec-16 7:06

Basildane

28-Dec-16 7:06

Me too. I'm saving that for use on my kid's web server.

Priceless

Tim Carmichael26-Dec-16 2:41

Tim Carmichael

26-Dec-16 2:41

Shirt from my mother-in-law, slippers from my wife, chili chocolate bar.. all good.
Helping to serve up 452 Christmas meals... priceless.

Re: Priceless

OriginalGriff26-Dec-16 2:55

Didn't Turn PC On Yesterday...

26-Dec-16 2:55

Nice one!
I had enough trouble cooking the meal for two ...

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glennPattonWork326-Dec-16 1:51

26-Dec-16 1:51

Hi All,

I have a tradition, Don't Turn The PC On for Christmas day. Fine one day without email etc. ... Realised it's not what it once was as my phone gets emails/farcebook updates. Other news had an interview on the 23rd (still trying to get out of the PUB) which was quite good, the upside was the agent hadn't edited my CV too badly and left the link to the article I wrote which the interviewer had read and liked so :fingercrossed: (nuts) Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

I'm off for a drink now...

OriginalGriff26-Dec-16 1:56

26-Dec-16 1:56

glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote:
still trying to get out of the PUB

glennPattonInThePubAGAIN wrote:
I'm off for a drink now...

Some might say you aren't trying too hard to get out of the pub! Laugh | :laugh:

Merry Christmas, and I hope the job hunt goes well! Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

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glennPattonWork326-Dec-16 2:08

26-Dec-16 2:08

Quote:
Some might say you aren't trying too hard to get out of the pub! Laugh |

Well it would be rude not use the facilities provided, wouldn't it Confused | :confused:

OriginalGriff26-Dec-16 2:53

26-Dec-16 2:53

Are we talking about "recycling the Heineken"? Wink | ;)

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Jörgen Andersson26-Dec-16 3:50

Jörgen Andersson

26-Dec-16 3:50

That explains a lot.

Wrong is evil and must be defeated. - Jeff Ello

glennPattonWork326-Dec-16 4:07

26-Dec-16 4:07

Well Heineken not so bad as Budweiser but...

lopatir26-Dec-16 3:29

lopatir

26-Dec-16 3:29

Ahhh, but did you also to take care to turn off all iot devices?

That toaster is still be watching you; it never sleeps and swaps secrets about you with the fridge down at the pub. Even the in-laws washing machine knows what you did last summer.

Sin tack ear lol
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glennPattonWork326-Dec-16 4:03

26-Dec-16 4:03

IOT, or why I buy the cheapest toaster available, remeber the talkie toaster from Red Dwarf?