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Or Jason Bourne for that matter.
Man on radio: He drove off the roof.
Other bad dude: What did you say?!
Man on radio: He drove off the f***ing roof!
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...or The Blues Brothers
Cheers,
Mick
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Quote: The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers has been approved.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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... such stuff as dreams are made on
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I'm surprised it didn't go a lot farther. Once you've punched through the outer wall there's much less material to slow you down. Once you've made a hole big enough to get your roof in there's very little to stop you until hitting the next major internal structure and 20' is just enough to barely have the rear bumper inside the building.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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OK, so I live in a country where any building must be safe against the attack of a 1500 pound polar bear... At least we try to make tourists believe that it so (I think the last time a polar bear visited Norway was during the last ice age).
But we do build houses to be warm and cosy even when it is fourty below (F or C - doesn't matter). When I went to the US to live with a family in Minnesota for a year, my first shock was leaning towards the living room wall, and the wall gave in! Not completely, of course, but maybe half an inch at the most. Just thin (like quarter-inch) cardboard-like stuff. No wood panel, no plasterboards. Then the Minnesota winter attacked us, and sofas and chairs were moved away from the outer walls: The frost was really radiating from the walls. Didn't the walls have any insulation at all? I never found out.
My house is old, so it "only" has 3/4 inch wooden panel at the outside, then 8 inches of insulation, then a plastic sheet to stop the wind and hunmitidity, and an inner wall of at least half inch wooden panel, or half inch plasterboards. The current Norwegian insulation standard for new buildings is 12in, preferably as two 6in layers, one vertical, one horisontal. Stands are typically 4" by 6" vertical stands for one insulation layer, horizontal for the other insulation layer, making a mesh of two by two foot squares of 4" by 6" wooden beams. Inner walls also have 3" or 4" stands every two foot with half inch booden panel or plasterboards on each side. For sound insulation, walls may be filled with 6 in of heavy rockwool - my house only has a thin (like 1/16") cardboard underneath the wood panel.
Seeing 'trailer homes' for the first time (they are quite unknown in Norway) made me ask myself: Do they really live inside a tin can? We do have tin can caravans in Norway as well, but that is for two week camping trips in the middle of the summer - not for permanent living!
Sure, my stay in the US is a long time ago. But houses lasts for a long time. Noone that I talked to seemed to worry about it - the oil furnace in the basement was large enough to keep the house "warm" (at least up a foot or two from the outer walls) even with the lack of insulation.
In brief: The building standard of US housing relly shocked me. It would be fair enough in the south state climate, but in Minnesota... Whenever I see newsreport photos of crushed homes in the US (like this one I saved: An arerial of a huge, fully loaded truck driving through three trailer homes, stopped by the fourth one), I sigh: Well, that is the building standard, over there.
Maybe new wooden houses in the US are of a much higher standard today than what I saw in the late 1970s. But houses are build to last for a long time, and I wouldn't be surprised if lots of the houses I saw during my first stay are still there today. Crushing through those walls wouldn't require that much energy.
Brick/concrete houses are of course a different thing, and the one in this story is certanly not a wood building. Besides, the car seems to have gone through this huge window, which didn't reduce its speed by very much. So I find the story perfectly believable. I even would think it believable if the car had hit the wall, not the window, of a wooden building (or a tin can on wheels) as I saw them in the US in the late 1970. But not if the house was built by modern Norwegian standards.
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Building Standards have really changed since then. Houses have a lot more insulation and are built with stronger materials.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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I have a customer who is a retired lady approaching 70 who has heard about and now wants Netflix. She has ADSL, a desktop computer and a TV with no smarts or apps in it.
I have a couple of Google Nexus TV/Player (made by ASUS) in use at home, but these are no longer made. Reading up on Chromecast she would need a device (iPhone/iPad/Android whatever) to have the Chromecast App installed, said device would stream the Netflix and push it out to the Chromecast.
What a load of shite that is. What can I buy, that can connect to the internet, login to Netflix and play it through HDMI for her?
Help?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Michael Martin wrote: What can I buy, that can connect to the internet, login to Netflix and play it through HDMI for her?
An rPi?
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: An rPi?
I've 2 x Raspberry Pi 2 and 2 x Raspberry Pi 3 sitting here. Have you used anything specifically for this? OpenELEC (running Kodi) on a Pi is great for running your local digital library but doesn't seem to support Netflix or similar/
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Hmm, I was thinking that something like using the LXDE desktop with a Firefox (or maybe Chrome) browser should be able to connect to Netflix, though I'm not sure about the codex, and what I've been reading about getting Firefox or Chrome running on the rPi is a bit dubious.
Marc
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Geez, I should have just googled "watch netflix on an rpi". There's at least one video on how to create a home theatre with an rPi.
Marc
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Marc Clifton wrote: Geez, I should have just googled "watch netflix on an rpi". There's at least one video on how to create a home theatre with an rPi.
I'll have to check later if it is one of the many I found for this. Was hoping someone here had actually done it so they could recommend from experience.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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I use a ROKU. Works very well; no idea if you can get them in that godforsaken country you call Oz. 
Or a cheap laptop and an hdmi cable and laptop keyboard. Or a very long hdmi cable from her pc to the TV.
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote:
I use a ROKU. Works very well; no idea if you can get them in that greatest place on earth you call Oz. |
Just looked them up, seem to be he same as the Chromecast, use your phone or similar to stream to the ROKU. Have I got that arse backwards?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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No, chromecast 'casts' content from a device to the TV, a ROKU has 'apps' (channels), including Netflix and is connected to the internet by wifi or Ethernet. Works really well. The RKU (here) has upwards of 35000 channels to choose from of varying content and quality. I use HULU rather than Netflix as it has better TV offerings.
I don't think an elderly person will get on with chromecast but should be ok with a ROKU or Amazon Firestick or AppleTV. I know that because the MIL knows how to use them!
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R. Giskard Reventlov wrote: No, chromecast 'casts' content from a device to the TV, a ROKU has 'apps' (channels), including Netflix and is connected to the internet by wifi or Ethernet. Works really well. The RKU (here) has upwards of 35000 channels to choose from of varying content and quality. I use HULU rather than Netflix as it has better TV offerings.I don't think an elderly person will get on with chromecast but should be ok with a ROKU or Amazon Firestick or AppleTV. I know that because the MIL knows how to use them!
Thanks. Just looked them up here in Oz. Place in Melbourne has them, I'm in Sydney, they start at >AUD$100.00 here and I would have to wait for shipping.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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There's quite a few Roku models - one accepts voice (ca. US$100), but I've a streaming stick, which seems to be heading down towards $40 (RF controller: doesn't need line-of-sight). There's Roku several models. Also, refurbs.
That, and a digital antenna, is all we use for TV in our house. Haven't missed cable.
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I used a PS3, overkill I know, the PS3 had all the smarts and connected to netflix. Caveat - you may not be able to stream content if the bandwidth is too low. Cairns broadband sucks!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote:
I used a PS3, overkill I know, the PS3 had all the smarts and connected to netflix. Caveat - you may not be able to stream content if the bandwidth is too low. |
Not going to be worth getting an Xbox or PS3/4 for this, she won't get any value for it. All the devices that used to exist don't any more except Apple TV, not letting her get that.
Mycroft Holmes wrote: Cairns broadband sucks!
Told you to leave the 19th century and move here to NSW, but did you listen? Nooooo, got o stay near family. Families are so over rated.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Just being curious, why not the chromecast + smartphone? Does she find it hard to operate the phone? I think it would be like a remote control.
My mom who is near enough 70 finally caved in and started using a smartphone, and has got to be quite good at it (meaning she comments on faceboook photos and answers skype calls). Prior to that she only had a fixed telephone, so quite an improvement
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Nighthowler wrote: Just being curious, why not the chromecast + smartphone? Does she find it hard to operate the phone? I think it would be like a remote control.
I think that like me she would think it faarrrkkkking retarded to use your phone to access Netflix and then have another device connected to the TV to get the content there.
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Why? All you are doing is using your phone as a remote control - and one that only shows you "relevant" buttons, rather than the "where's the elephanting mute button on this sunshine?" I have to play with the TV remote... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Why? All you are doing is using your phone as a remote control - and one that only shows you "relevant" buttons, rather than the "where's the elephanting mute button on this sunshine?" I have to play with the TV remote...
Are you not streaming the content through the phone?
Michael Martin
Australia
"I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible."
- Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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No, not with streaming video - you tell the Chromecast where to access the stream. Once you have started it, you can turn the phone off completely if you want - it won't affect playback (but ... you won't be able to fast forward!)
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