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For them, you'll have to tear them a new one. Which, given the price of Apple's products, is what their customers really enjoy being subjected to.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Tar very much!
veni bibi saltavi
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OriginalGriff wrote: Does a jack plug fit all stereotypes?
There may be some here too young to know what you're talking about. 
Marc
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Then it's time they learned that life didn't begin with the iPhone 7... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Judging by the DIN, this plug quip is popular.
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Nice. 
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I know I am old but my first thought was "no". 
Mongo: Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
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Ah, so you're one of those guys whose lady friends had to tell him that size doesn't matter.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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There are at least three sizes (1/4", 1/8", and 3/32"), so... no.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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No, some have RCA connectors and some have DIN plugs.
Only cheap ones have 2.5 or 3.5 mm jack plugs.
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I see you have fired Cannon!
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I heard they caught the two guys that stole the calendar.
They each got 6 months.
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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Lucky for them it wasn't a perpetual calendar.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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you should be caned for telling lame jokes
Sin tack ear lol
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That's a week joke.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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That's why I told it during the week.
Or did you means "weak"?
If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.
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I suspect it was a pune, or play on words.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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It was puny.
CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver
"Go ahead, make my day"
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Indeed! It left me in a days!
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The joys of build servers, which failed because, even though we all have VS2015, the build server doesn't know about C# 6.0 yet. At least it can build against the .NET 4.5.2 framework.
I was using the null propagation operator in a few places, had to replace it with "if null then-else" statements. It's interesting how painful it was to go back to that syntax. 
Oh, and obviously, nobody else around here is using C# 6.0 language features, since the problem only came up after I checked in my code, haha.
Oh, and CP to the rescue, there's actually a short tip on how to change the target C# version.
Marc
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And it's thread safe
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Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun
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Where have I seen this[^] before?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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That's an achievement[^] 
Bastard Programmer from Hell 
If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]
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