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I heard they caught the two guys that stole the calendar.

They each got 6 months.

If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.

Lucky for them it wasn't a perpetual calendar. Laugh | :laugh:

If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.

--Winston Churchill

you should be caned for telling lame jokes

Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate

That's a week joke.

CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

"Go ahead, make my day"

That's why I told it during the week.

Or did you means "weak"?

If it's not broken, fix it until it is.
Everything makes sense in someone's mind.
Ya can't fix stupid.

I suspect it was a pune, or play on words.

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

It was puny.

CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

"Go ahead, make my day"

Indeed! It left me in a days!

The joys of build servers, which failed because, even though we all have VS2015, the build server doesn't know about C# 6.0 yet. At least it can build against the .NET 4.5.2 framework.

I was using the null propagation operator in a few places, had to replace it with "if null then-else" statements. It's interesting how painful it was to go back to that syntax. Laugh | :laugh:

Oh, and obviously, nobody else around here is using C# 6.0 language features, since the problem only came up after I checked in my code, haha.

Oh, and CP to the rescue, there's actually a short tip on how to change the target C# version.

Marc

V.A.P.O.R.ware - Visual Assisted Programming / Organizational Representation

Learning to code with python is like learning to swim with those little arm floaties. It gives you undeserved confidence and will eventually drown you. - DangerBunny

Artificial intelligence is the only remedy for natural stupidity. - CDP1802

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And it's thread safe Thumbs Up | :thumbsup:

#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

Where have I seen this[^] before?

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

That's an achievement[^] Smile | :)

Bastard Programmer from Hell Suspicious | :suss:

If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

And This! Is! Skyrim![^]

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

boring

#SupportHeForShe
Government can give you nothing but what it takes from somebody else. A government big enough to give you everything you want is big enough to take everything you've got, including your freedom.-Ezra Taft Benson
You must accept 1 of 2 basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe or we are not alone. Either way, the implications are staggering!-Wernher von Braun

Habemus Walls! At long last I'm in a less noisy (machines buzz... easy to filter out for my brain) environment and not surrounded by duckheads! Hooray!

CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

"Go ahead, make my day"

Congrats! But won't somebody notice you stole his office? Laugh | :laugh:

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

Nay, I was moved in the lab by royal decree. Dirtier, more cramped but a lot less populated (my boss/other half of the team and the hardware man).

CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

"Go ahead, make my day"

Nice chair[^]!!!

Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.

I kept my chair as it was ordered expressly for me - I suffered damages to my back thanks to the pre-Napoleonic unmaintained chairs we had.

CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

"Go ahead, make my day"

Veni, vidi, non confisus oculis Smile | :)

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

CDP1802 wrote:
non confisus oculis

You've been to QA again, haven't you?

Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...

I do my best to stay away, but...

The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here

This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.

"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."

If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.

Tibi, magnum Innominandum, signa stellarum nigrarum et bufoniformis Sadoquae sigillum.

Let's see Google Translate handle that one! Laugh | :laugh:

"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer

I don't have access to Google and my latin is absolutely rusty - I studied it the last time 17 years ago Big Grin | :-D

PS: wikipedia [^] is a better friend than google!

CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X

If you think 'goto' is evil, try writing an Assembly program without JMP. -- TNCaver

"Go ahead, make my day"

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