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I went to McDonald's yesterday (I usually only get a Bacon, Egg, and Cheese Biscuit and some fries), and someone mixed up Bacon and sausage. I went back and talked to the manager, and she sighed and said 'again?', so it seems that this has happened before.
As I was leaving, she was giving the employee responsible an earful, and he said, and I quote, "Bacon is pork. Sausage is pork. Therefore sausage is Bacon".
The entire restaurant fell silent at that.
I left right afterwards, so I don't know what happened next.
But still, how do you mix up Bacon and sausage?
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Brisingr Aerowing wrote: "Bacon is pork. Sausage is pork. Therefore sausage is Bacon"
Someone should tell him that's not how the Liskov Substitution Principle works 
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On the basis that "you are what you eat", of course.
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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I guess you know which is the part of the vegetables that is the hardest to digest?
The wheelchair.
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Vegetarian != retarded... 
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Is that what you're really getting from my post?
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Leave him alone. You know he is one of them (?|!)
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Marco Bertschi (SFC) wrote: You know he is one of them
A McDonalds employee? No I'm not! 
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Since when do they have McDonald's in Mordor? 
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Hey, I live in NL, too, you know, and I've seen what I've seen.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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But, his APPLICATION is IN, and there IS HOPE
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I was initially going to reply with "Let's play Spot the Vegetarian", but decided against using that tired old meme...
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I'm just saying, just because someone is a vegetarian (and yes, I happen to be one) does not mean we fail at basic logic 
Bacon == pig == sausage == true sounds more like average McDonalds staff/retard logic than vegetarian logic 
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I think the implication is that the vegetarian just sabotaging the orders because they dislike people ordering meat
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THANK YOU.
This guy gets it.
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Maybe I got it too, but as a veggie I just wanted to troll you
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I just can't tell anymore.
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dandy72 wrote: Clearly a vegetarian
Or, more likely, someone of a persuasion that doesn't eat pork, and thinks poorly of those who do.
We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.
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I thought about that, but figured someone would have twisted my words as some racist comment.
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Funny, I usually get diarrhea when I go to McDonald's. 
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Their 'Burgers' are horrible, but their fries are very good.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
The metaphorical solid rear-end expulsions have impacted the metaphorical motorized bladed rotating air movement mechanism.
Do questions with multiple question marks annoy you???
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Just from going there? What happens when you eat that stuff?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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