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Wonder how many got that one... 
BTW: FYI: "Killing" in Danish for "Kitten" as well... But strangely enough not in Swedish... 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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:saying nothing: ![Beer | [beer]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/beer.gif) ![Jig | [Dance]](https://codeproject.global.ssl.fastly.net/script/Forums/Images/jig.gif)
veni bibi saltavi
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In 999 out of 1000 "funny" interpretations of words from one language, English speakers laugh at non-English words interpreted as if they were English. Very rarely, the joke goes the other way around. If you tell how English words may be laughable in other languages, you make an ignorent fool of yourself, not knowing the true (i.e. English) meaning of those words.
I'll give you one example: If your name is Stephen Cook, do NOT introduce yourself by the common nickname "Steve" in Norway. "Steve Cook" is pronounced like the Norwegian word a hardened male anatomical appendage. For some reason, Americans don't find that funny at all.
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That's because a lot of people understand English no matter where they're from, while native English speakers rarely speak other languages unless they live in an area where other languages are commonly spoken (India, Nigeria, etc.). There's a reason why Norwegian isn't taught at American schools 
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Great, now I'm going to have nightmares about blond toddlers with Mora knives 
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I met several mares on the Internet 
modified 19-Jan-21 21:04pm.
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Night mares?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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That reminded me of this: Andy Capp - C64[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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As Reg Smythe died in 1998, I presume he left future issues to be published - can we look at some of them before publication to get a heads up on things we can make money from?
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I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka.
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Saturday Spam Special 
2017 SEDI Program Invitation:
from: Dr. Elizabeth elizabeth@ubbcluj.ro
reply-to: infosubmitdesk@aim.com
to: Recipients elizabeth@ubbcluj.ro
Dear Sir/Madam
Warm greetings from Socio Economic Development Impaction, We are pleased to invite you to attend the international symposium event scheduled to take place in the month of Date: March 20th - 25th 2017 in Texas city, USA. The international symposium event topics are Sustainable Healthcare System & Economic Development related to the issues of economic growth as it affects our communities and social lives.
The sponsors of the symposium event will cover the cost of your round-trip air tickets from your country to the United States and back to your country and we shall also provide assistance for your visa documents processing with the America embassy in your country to attend the symposium event. You are to contact the event secretary to receive registration application forms and more information to apply for the symposium event.
Registration Desk
Email: infosubmitdesk@aim.com
I look forward to your honorable presence at the symposium venue,
Warm Regards
Dr. Elizabeth Walker
SEDI Program Assistant
Please. what is impaction? [checks google] AH, it's constipation! So in the opening sentence you can already tell it's a load of shít.
veni bibi saltavi
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Nagy Vilmos wrote: I look forward to your honorable presence
Sir Nagy? Duke Nagy of Vilmos?
Wow, we are also pleased with your honorable presence in the CP lounge.
Sin tack ear lol
Pressing the any key may be continuate
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Are they offering to pay your bar bill as well?
If so, sign up!
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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No one is that stupid!
veni bibi saltavi
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Oh, I dunno. The MD of one company offered to pay mine for a week on the stand at a trade show at the NEC.
Once. 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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She's a Doctor, what could go wrong!?
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Something just isn't right with that email.
Reminds me of :
Homeless
Will work for
food
God bless everyone
Ehm...
Remain Calm & Continue To Google
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I have installed VS Community 2015 and the pre-release of VS Community 2017. When I try to create a project in either version, the highest .NET Framework shown is 4.6.2.
I have purchased a book from Samms entitled MS Visual Studio 2015 Unleashed. The title of Chapter 17 is "Building Modern Websites with ASP.NET 5". There is a screen shot in the chapter showing the project templates. It shows both ASP.NET 4.6 Templates and ASP.NET 5 Preview Templates from which to create the project.
Have I missed something here?
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xiecsuk wrote: Have I missed something here?
Yes, the text in red at the top of the page.
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Asp.Net 5, resides in the red text at the top of this page? Wow, now that is cool technology!
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I do not consider this to be a programming question as I know ASP.NET 5 does not exist. It is a rhetorical question, which is suitable for this forum!
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Thank you BPfH. I had missed that missive from Scott. It clears a lot of things up in the old brain. I shall go forward with renewed vigour.
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