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But no, in response to a request for a copy and paste of some code, I get:
A google docs link.
The link is to an image.
The image is a picture, taken with a phone.
Of a Visual Studio screenful of code ... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Not too many years ago you would get a photocopy of a floppy disk.
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What's this "floppy disk" you're talking about?
I have written and saved many documents and applications, but never ever have I come across this "floppy disk" 
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Sander Rossel wrote: What's this "floppy disk" you're talking about?
It's a device for making beautiful music! 
Floppy music DUO - Imperial march - YouTube[^]
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I love those floppy disk music videos! 
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Then you should definitely check out Paweł Zadrożniak's YouTube channel[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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The first computer I ever worked on (LEO III/6[^]) had a loudspeaker on the front panel, which played music from data fed in on paper tape.
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Just when I'm starting to feel like an old fart, you come along and remind me there's a little way to go yet!
I started on one of these[^]. The music quality was appalling[^].
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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I suspect you have quite a long way to go yet.
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I'll just have to stick to being a middle-aged fart for now. 
"These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined."
- Homer
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That's awesome. How did I miss this?!
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How can a floppy icon be 3D if a floppy is flat? 
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Those who speak don't know, those who know don't speak.[^]
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Those who JavaScript don't know, those who know don't JavaScript
Today those pictures would probably have only men on them by the way.
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Or perhaps a little more religiously: Thou shalt not script a Jawa.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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When you save a document in MS Word... it is that icon in the corner that nobody remembers... enjoy it while it lasts.
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I only use Notepad... From the command line 
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Sander Rossel wrote: What's this "floppy disk" you're talking about?
I have used these [^]
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Ah don't lean on me man, cause you can't afford the ticket
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I'm a little too young for those 
Although I did own a Commodore 64 for a brief period in de 90's.
Too young to do anything more than insert the floppy, type the one command I had learnt (and have forgotten by now) and play a game
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They are not - companies dumbed down technology and the older generation never had the chance to learn and teach it.
Plus, computer technology is the closest thing to pure reasoning barring Mathematics, and that is and has been the major obstacle ever. You'd think that after the greek we'd be math-savy and isntead...
* CALL APOGEE, SAY AARDWOLF
* GCS d--- s-/++ a- C++++ U+++ P- L- E-- W++ N++ o+ K- w+++ O? M-- V? PS+ PE- Y+ PGP t++ 5? X R++ tv-- b+ DI+++ D++ G e++>+++ h--- ++>+++ y+++* Weapons extension: ma- k++ F+2 X
* Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game.
* I'm a puny punmaker.
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That's the sort of thing I'd do to you, just for a laugh
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What??? Not a fax?
Software rusts. Simon Stephenson, ca 1994. So does this signature. me, 2012
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Hmmph!
So you're so non-tech-savvy that you don't even know how to use OCR!
It's no wonder the youngsters think old fogies are useless.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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