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That is the result of not having enough bleach in the gene pool.
if (Object.DividedByZero == true) { Universe.Implode(); }
Meus ratio ex fortis machina. Simplicitatis de formae ac munus. -Foothill, 2016
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Ok, so the second is a picture of Danny DeVito. So what? Do you want to say there's no god because Danny DeVito exists?
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Get me coffee and no one gets hurt!
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Or, one might say that evolution is how intelligent design works. Just food for thought.
Jeremy Falcon
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FRESH TOMATOES FOR EVERYONE
A tomato plant is 3.7592 meter long. Starting at the first inch it grows a tomato every 3 inch...
How many vegetable you can pick from the plant?
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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None.
Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Actually a cucumber-tomato-onion salad topped with pieces of orange is very good...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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So is cucumber-strawberry-black-pepper-and-white-wine-vinegar! 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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A tomato is the official “vegetable” of New Jersey and the official fruit (and vegetable) of Arkansas.
Sin tack
the any key okay
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Couldn't find New Jersey, but at Ohio and Tennessee they know the difference between vegetables and fruits...
List of U.S. state foods - Wikipedia[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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here[^]
Sin tack
the any key okay
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I want tomacco!
I'm gonna build a wall around my cubical and make Mexico pay for it!
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You have a metric tomato vine and English-Unit tomato locations - so obviously they're incompatible.
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If we could find a way to develop software with only brain Garfield would be a perfect candidate to any job...
Can't sleep[^]
Life perspective[^]
No waste[^]
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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Eskimos may or may not have 20 words for snow.[^] Cats very certainly have far more than 20 words for sleep.
The language is JavaScript. that of Mordor, which I will not utter here
This is Javascript. If you put big wheels and a racing stripe on a golf cart, it's still a f***ing golf cart.
"I don't know, extraterrestrial?"
"You mean like from space?"
"No, from Canada."
If software development were a circus, we would all be the clowns.
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Commit Strip OTD: No-one’s fault[^]
Ever had that discussion? 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: Ever had that discussion?
yup, or at least a similar one - try having it with a Govt department who's job it is to oversee encryption used in Federal transactions - their documentation didnt match the API so I proved it by doing a DumpBin 'Exports' on the supplied Encryption DLL - "you did WHAT" .. it took a bit of explaining, but it was costing us time/$$ doing it manually, so I HAD do automate the task with the DLL - phew, I had visions of going to the klink ...
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Wow! Just yesterday I told the boss to choose between me and a contractor... They not only accused me that my code is wrong (which they never saw), but refused to run a live test to check it (because they can't afford to send one of the developers to the site)!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
modified 21-Feb-17 3:07am.
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So you need to reduce the contractor's status?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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It's Hubble all over again. That was a c**k-up between US and European measurements.
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Just got a note, that my niece will turn 21 on the 29th of February... Couldn't find the day in my calendar...
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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It's in 2020 - you need to skip forward to then.
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