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I'm sure they'd tell you if you asked them nicely enough ...
Hope there's nothing too expensive going on with the motor.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Hopefully not - it's just an annual service, I hope.
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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Any hints?
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Yes, see above. It depends how good you are at very old jokes as to whether it will be any help ..
Slogans aren't solutions.
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Hardware.
Dash: hare
Mental ward(anagram) : dwar
Around : hare around dwar
I was thinking rush and bolt for dash. Could not make a word.
"It is easy to decipher extraterrestrial signals after deciphering Javascript and VB6 themselves.", ISanti[ ^]
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Yay! We have a winner.
The hint, for anyone who didn't get it, was the age old gag:
How many programmers does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. It's a hardware problem.
Slogans aren't solutions.
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So I was sitting in a meeting when someone asked how we were going to educate the users to a potentially complex process, I suggest with a clue bat.
Six guys looked at me strangely (not an unusual occurrence) but they had no idea what a clue bat is.
Next I go on line and see if I can find a foam or rubber clue bat to buy, can't locate one in the usual suspects and google is not helping. Anyone know where I can get a range of clue bats?
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: Anyone know where I can get a range of clue bats?
Not a clue.
Hey! Put that thing down!
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Ker...thump
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Just buy a Louisville Slugger, and paint "Clue Bat" on it.
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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I actually want to be able to thump someone without damaging them.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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My philosophy is "there's no such thing as overkill". If someone should be thumped, don't fool around; do it good and proper!
(The result is that I thump very few people; zero, in fact.  )
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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As Churchill would say, "Thump them once. Then come back and thump them again. Then thump them a third time - a tremendous whack."
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: without damaging them.
I believe that eccentric point of view requires further clarification.
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That sounds too much like work, you only need to add a single letter: "CLouisville Slugger" 
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason?
Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful?
--Zachris Topelius
Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies.
-- Sarah Hoyt
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If I were you, I'd get the entire range! 
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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If you can't find a supplier, then perhaps that's an opportunity for you to start manufacturing them?
Either way, they should be free issued to those entering the murky world of QA... 
Bad command or file name. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaaay...
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OriginalGriff wrote: they should be free issued to those entering the murky world of QA
Yeah, but not made of foam or rubber...
Anything that is unrelated to elephants is irrelephant
Anonymous
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The problem with quotes on the internet is that you can never tell if they're genuine
Winston Churchill, 1944
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I'd just like a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Me, all the time
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Mycroft Holmes wrote: foam or rubber
What?! We talking about CUSTOMERS here!!!
Skipper: We'll fix it.
Alex: Fix it? How you gonna fix this?
Skipper: Grit, spit and a whole lotta duct tape.
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And I'm quite happy to print clue bat on it - thank you
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity
RAH
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Not bad, but I find this one[^] scarier (esp. if you look at the "Frequently Bought Together" section).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
modified 22-Feb-17 8:23am.
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Mark_Wallace wrote: (esp. if you look at the "Frequently Bought Together" section).
It could be worse - the list could include an old carpet, a shovel, and quicklime. 
(See the Bastard Operator from Hell series)
If you have an important point to make, don't try to be subtle or clever. Use a pile driver. Hit the point once. Then come back and hit it again. Then hit it a third time - a tremendous whack.
--Winston Churchill
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